A cabin in the woods that's still near civilization and has wifi | Friday

[robinonadderall]

Since Stiles considered himself a very giving and amiable fiance he agreed to Derek's suggestion of spending a few days before Christmas on a romantic getaway to the woods. Stiles had just stipulated that a) they didn't sleep in a tent b) the cabin had wifi and c) there was a fast food joint that can be driven to in less than twenty minutes.

He didn't think he was asking for a lot, especially considering he was in the wilderness. In December.

Look, he was checking Twitter next to a fireplace it was plenty rustic here.

[For the guy and SP]

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[justlurkinghere]

"I regret agreeing to your stipulations," Derek informed him, looking over his shoulder at the Twitter feed.

He regretted none of it.

[robinonadderall]

"What's wrong with my stipulations?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"You're going to be on the phone instead of enjoying the place." All that nature out there. Cold, cold nature.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm enjoying the place," Stiles said. "It's very nice."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek hummed like he believed him, trying to finagle himself onto the couch next to Stiles. For cuddling purposes. "What's happening on Twitter?"

[robinonadderall]

"Our future president is a moron," Stiles said, putting his phone aside to focus on cuddling. "The usual."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek made a face, pulling Stiles against him to rest his chin on Stiles' shoulder. "Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll have a heart attack."

[robinonadderall]

"Then we're stuck with Pence," Stiles said. "He hates gay guys even more than Trump."

They were stuck between a rock and a hard place here.

[justlurkinghere]

"...he can have a heart attack too." Both of them. Heart attacks.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles chuckled. "Okay. I'll accept that."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed, wrapping his arms more securely around Stiles. "We can always see if there are any good colleges in Canada."

Yeah, that'd be the best option.

[robinonadderall]

"Too cold," he said. "And woodsy."

Apparently he thought there were no cities in Canada.

[justlurkinghere]

Well, it was that or a lot of French people. No in between.

"We're in the woods, during the winter," Derek pointed out mildly.

[robinonadderall]

"I was dragged out here against my will." Lies.

[justlurkinghere]

"Held hostage?" Derek asked. He was very concerned about it, clearly.

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," he said. "By a scary wolf man."

[justlurkinghere]

So scary! Just ignore how he grinned at that. "What do you think he's going to do with you?"

[robinonadderall]

"Probably eat me alive," Stiles said. "But not before running around in the woods naked like a crazy person."

[justlurkinghere]

"I can't exactly wear clothing when I'm a wolf, can I?" Derek said, nipping at his shoulder.

[robinonadderall]

"I think it'd be cute."

[justlurkinghere]

"If one of my gifts is a dog sweater, we're going to have a problem."

And Derek would dutifully wear it. Like a surly, surly wolf who would do most anything Stiles asked.

Ugh. It was disgusting.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed. "No, you promised me Christmas underwear, I wouldn't torture you anymore than that."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek groaned, just thinking about them. "Do they have writing on them?"

Because it would be so much worse if they said 'Ho ho ho' on them.

[robinonadderall]

"They might." Indeed they did.

[justlurkinghere]

"Is this revenge for distracting you from your finals?" He'd done that to help keep you sane, Stiles!