A cabin in the woods that's still near civilization and has wifi | Friday

[robinonadderall]

Since Stiles considered himself a very giving and amiable fiance he agreed to Derek's suggestion of spending a few days before Christmas on a romantic getaway to the woods. Stiles had just stipulated that a) they didn't sleep in a tent b) the cabin had wifi and c) there was a fast food joint that can be driven to in less than twenty minutes.

He didn't think he was asking for a lot, especially considering he was in the wilderness. In December.

Look, he was checking Twitter next to a fireplace it was plenty rustic here.

[For the guy and SP]

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[justlurkinghere]

It was even a new one!

Derek didn't snicker at all at him as he got up to get rid of his pants. Except that he did. "We haven't even been here that long."

[robinonadderall]

"I blame you." Yup all Derek's fault. "You're gonna have to lift up the couch it's way under there."

[justlurkinghere]

"You need to plan better next time," Derek said, stretching a little now that he was naked.

[robinonadderall]

"Noted," he said, a little bit distracted by the stretching.

[justlurkinghere]

Which really meant Derek was going to grin and keep doing that. Sorry not sorry, Stiles. "Find it yet?"

[robinonadderall]

"...no." Stop being distracting!

[justlurkinghere]

"Should I check under the couch?" Derek asked, still smiling as he carefully went to his knees in front of Stiles.

That wasn't distracting, right? Right.

[robinonadderall]

"I think you should, yeah," Stiles said, nodding. He clenched his hands at his side to keep from putting them in Derek's hair.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek so helpfully put his hand on Stiles' leg before leaning down to look under the couch. There was no looking for any bottles, but there was a little careful groping.

By accident.

[robinonadderall]

"Fuck," he murmured, trying to keep still. "Any luck?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Nothing yet," Derek said cheerfully. He moved his hand up just a little more like he needed to steady himself.

[robinonadderall]

"Need help?" he asked, giving in and putting a hand in Derek's hair.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek hummed at that, looking up to place his other hand on Stiles' leg. "You sure you packed it?"

[robinonadderall]

"I would never forget lube." He was almost offended at the thought!

[justlurkinghere]

Derek just gave him a look for that, one that was all judgmental eyebrows.

"So, you just lost it instead."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm telling you, it's under the couch!" Yes, argue whilst naked and hard.

[justlurkinghere]

It was one of their things!

Derek hummed like he believed him, placing his hand between Stiles' legs before looking under the couch again.

Which was still helpful of him, he felt.

[robinonadderall]

"Is groping me helping?" he asked, sounding amused.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm touching the couch." If he was touching Stiles, it was clearly by accident.

[robinonadderall]

"Uh huh," he murmured. "Just find the lube before I make you put on the underwear."

[justlurkinghere]

And look at that! The bottle was promptly dropped into Stiles' lap.

"Found it."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed. "Finally found something that motivates you."

[justlurkinghere]

He wasn't wrong. "I'll pour cold lube on you."

[robinonadderall]

That just made Stiles laugh even more. Because what kind of threat was that?

[justlurkinghere]

A very serious threat!

Derek sighed, pulling him down for the surliest kiss to silence that laughter. He had so many regrets about this relationship. So, so many.