A cabin in the woods that's still near civilization and has wifi | Friday

[robinonadderall]

Since Stiles considered himself a very giving and amiable fiance he agreed to Derek's suggestion of spending a few days before Christmas on a romantic getaway to the woods. Stiles had just stipulated that a) they didn't sleep in a tent b) the cabin had wifi and c) there was a fast food joint that can be driven to in less than twenty minutes.

He didn't think he was asking for a lot, especially considering he was in the wilderness. In December.

Look, he was checking Twitter next to a fireplace it was plenty rustic here.

[For the guy and SP]

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[robinonadderall]

"Best holiday ever," he said, spreading his legs some. "You've outdone yourself."

[justlurkinghere]

Was it because Stiles wasn't informed of the cost of the place?

"Next time we can go somewhere warm." A beat. "With wifi."

The things he did for you, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"You know me so well," he murmured, kissing Derek again. "Thank you. For everything."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek pulled on Stiles' thigh to hike it up a little more to give him a little friction. "Even if I have to wear terrible underwear for it," he said, sounding more amused than annoyed at least.

[robinonadderall]

"The underwear isn't terrible," he said, tightening his leg around Derek's waist. "It's adorable."

[justlurkinghere]

"Will you also be wearing a pair?"

[robinonadderall]

Stiles shook his head. "Nope. Just for you."

[justlurkinghere]

"That doesn't sound fair," Derek replied, leaning down to bite a nice little bruise onto Stiles' neck.

[robinonadderall]

"Never said I was fair," he said, tilting his neck towards Derek. "It's my Christmas present for me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Merry Christmas," Derek said dryly.

And since Stiles was so kind as to give him better access for hickies, Derek wasn't about to move away any time soon. He was, though, trying to unfasten Stiles' pants without looking.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles made a pleased noise, enjoying Derek's non-subtle attempts to get him naked. He slid his hands down the back of Derek's jeans, squeezing his ass. Because he lived to be unhelpful.

[justlurkinghere]

He was totally subtle! Okay, moderately subtle.

"That isn't helpful," Derek muttered. But he didn't sound too upset about it.

[robinonadderall]

"It's not?" he asked. "So I should stop?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek reached back to make sure Stiles kept his hands where they were.

"I didn't say that."

[robinonadderall]

"Then don't complain," he joked, keeping his hands where they were and giving Derek another squeeze.

[justlurkinghere]

"Or what?" Derek asked with another bite as he managed to succeed in pushing his hand into Stiles' pants.

[robinonadderall]

"Or I'd stop grabbing your ass?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Then I'd have to stop this," he replied, curling his hand around Stiles' dick. Helpfully.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles bit down on his lip to keep from making a noise. "That's blackmail."

[justlurkinghere]

"Is not." It totally was. But only because he was now trying to get one of those noises from him.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles let out a low groan, shifting impatiently. "You're trying to kill me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Do you want me to stop?" Derek asked, moving his hand as much as he could without pulling away to pull down Stiles' pants.

[robinonadderall]

"I want your pants off," Stiles said, moving his hands in order to do just that.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek moved up to kiss him one more time before leaning away to help with that. Not too much help because he was also busy tugging on Stiles' pants at the same time.

[robinonadderall]

It was weird that they could still be impatient with all the time in the world. There wasn't a whole lot of grace involved in this but he still managed to get Derek's pants undone even with all the kissing.