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[robinonadderall]

As far as Stiles was concerned the weekend had went pretty well. He got to see his father was in one piece with his own eyes and that, no, he didn't dream about the fact that his dad was slowly but surely getting used to this whole supernatural thing. So yeah, nothing traumatizing for him.

Which would be why he was over at the house, raiding the fridge. Puppy Joe was tucked under one arm because Stiles couldn't let him walk anywhere on his own. If anyone asked the dog was helping him decide what to eat.

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[justlurkinghere]

"You could at least pretend to have manners." Because Derek totally had those.

[robinonadderall]

"Says the guy who eats steak with his bare hands," Stiles said. "You're in no place to lecture me."

[justlurkinghere]

"It was a weird week," Derek replied defensively.

[robinonadderall]

"You were eating meat with your hands because it was a weird week?" he asked. "Oooookay."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek gave him a bland look. Because don't make him bring up what you were doing, Stiles. Don't make him.

[robinonadderall]

He was doing nothing!

"What have you been doing the last few days?" It had been weird not seeing Derek for a few days. And it was weird that was weird.

[justlurkinghere]

They had weird lives!

"Went camping with Jack." To reaffirm masculinity.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles wrinkled up his nose a little at that. "Why would you go camping?"

[justlurkinghere]

Werewolf reasons. God!

"Why not? Other than the bug spray and the smoke and the sleeping on a rock?

[robinonadderall]

"Because it's uncomfortable and sweaty and there's bugs," Stiles said. "I was so happy when I got kicked out of cub scouts because it meant no more camping."

[justlurkinghere]

"You got kicked out of Cub Scouts?"

[robinonadderall]

"I was politely asked to leave," he said. "But, yes, I was. I drove the Scoutmasters crazy or something like that."

[justlurkinghere]

"Why am I not surprised?"

[robinonadderall]

"Oh shut up," Stiles said. "I didn't even want to do it, I think my dad just needed a babysitter type thing for me so I wouldn't hang out at the police station or at the McCall's all the time."

[justlurkinghere]

"No relatives to watch you?" Look, he came from a large family. Originally.

[robinonadderall]

"Uh, no," he said. "Just me and my dad after my mom died."

[justlurkinghere]

"Laura was always the babysitter," Derek replied with a shrug. He turned away to grab his own glass because distractions were good. "Until she got her license and then I got stuck doing it."

[robinonadderall]

"Aww, you as a babysitter," Stiles teased. "I bet that was adorable."

[justlurkinghere]

"Consider it practice for putting up with you."

SUPER UNFORTUNATE IMPLICATIONS, DEREK.

[robinonadderall]

"You're hilarious," Stiles said flatly. "I'm a delight to be around and you know it."

[justlurkinghere]

"You do provide constant entertainment," Derek granted him.

[robinonadderall]

"I can't tell if that's an insult or not."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek smirked at him, pouring himself some juice. Because he actually managed being smooth there.

BOOYAH!

[robinonadderall]

"Why do I hang out here again?" he asked. "It can't be for the abuse. Must be for the orange juice."

[justlurkinghere]

"Mike does the grocery shopping."

Ask him where he was getting his juice.