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[robinonadderall]

As far as Stiles was concerned the weekend had went pretty well. He got to see his father was in one piece with his own eyes and that, no, he didn't dream about the fact that his dad was slowly but surely getting used to this whole supernatural thing. So yeah, nothing traumatizing for him.

Which would be why he was over at the house, raiding the fridge. Puppy Joe was tucked under one arm because Stiles couldn't let him walk anywhere on his own. If anyone asked the dog was helping him decide what to eat.

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[justlurkinghere]

"Consider it practice for putting up with you."

SUPER UNFORTUNATE IMPLICATIONS, DEREK.

[robinonadderall]

"You're hilarious," Stiles said flatly. "I'm a delight to be around and you know it."

[justlurkinghere]

"You do provide constant entertainment," Derek granted him.

[robinonadderall]

"I can't tell if that's an insult or not."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek smirked at him, pouring himself some juice. Because he actually managed being smooth there.

BOOYAH!

[robinonadderall]

"Why do I hang out here again?" he asked. "It can't be for the abuse. Must be for the orange juice."

[justlurkinghere]

"Mike does the grocery shopping."

Ask him where he was getting his juice.

[robinonadderall]

Did he look like Jackson to you?

"Oh so I should be hanging out with him then," Stiles said with a nod. "Good to know."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm sure he'd enjoy that," Derek drawled.

[robinonadderall]

"Of course he would," Stiles said. "Unlike you, Mike is nice."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek just shrugged at that. "Because you're such a nice kid."

[robinonadderall]

"I am nice," he said. "I'd argue about the kid bit though."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're under 18. You're a kid."

So, be legal. Then you can argue that.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled his eyes. "Yeah, because I will be such a changed, more mature person in seven months."

[justlurkinghere]

"Six." DAMN IT, DEREK.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles blinked. "What?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Six months." Quick, come up with an excuse! "It was before the dungeon thing."

[robinonadderall]

"Right. I apparently can't count today." But Derek could and that was kind of weird that he knew that. "And your birthday is in a month."

Of course it's also weird that Stiles knew that.

[justlurkinghere]

"How do you know that?" He didn't even celebrate it on island last year!

[robinonadderall]

"I have access to your police records, dude." And it was completely normal that he went through them.

[justlurkinghere]

Totally normal!

"Right." A beat. "I don't celebrate."

That was a lie, Laura dragged him to a theme restaurant. People sang at him. It was horrible on so many levels.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled and gave Derek a pat on the shoulder. "We'll see about that."

[justlurkinghere]

"I will buy you such a nice Christmas present," Derek said through gritted teeth. Flowers will be involved.

[robinonadderall]

"But I'm still enjoying your Christmas present from last year." Yes, the ugly necklace.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll have months to pick something even better."