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[robinonadderall]

As far as Stiles was concerned the weekend had went pretty well. He got to see his father was in one piece with his own eyes and that, no, he didn't dream about the fact that his dad was slowly but surely getting used to this whole supernatural thing. So yeah, nothing traumatizing for him.

Which would be why he was over at the house, raiding the fridge. Puppy Joe was tucked under one arm because Stiles couldn't let him walk anywhere on his own. If anyone asked the dog was helping him decide what to eat.

[For the people that live there and anybody else that wants to stop by, yep]

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[robinonadderall]

"Doesn't matter," Stiles said with a wave of his hand. "The fact he went to you is weird."

[justlurkinghere]

"Why is it weird?"

[robinonadderall]

"It just is." Because that would indicate that his dad might have an idea of what Derek meant to him and Stiles didn't want to deal with that right now. "What did you say to him anyway?"

[justlurkinghere]

"That it's safer here than Beacon Hills," Derek muttered. Because everyone loved a misunderstanding that could easily be fixed should people talk to each other.

Why can't you tru-uh-uh-ust hiiiiiiim. Sobbing in narrative was now a thing.

[robinonadderall]

"Well that's true," Stiles said. "Sorry you had to deal with him. Or if he threatened to shoot you. He doesn't mean that. Most of the time."

[justlurkinghere]

"Why would he threaten to shoot me?" OH, HE KNEW. BUT YOU MUSTN'T KNOW.

[robinonadderall]

"I have no idea." Oh he had an idea. "It's just a turn of phrase. That's used by cops a lot."

Sure, let's go with that.

[justlurkinghere]

Cops. Angry dads.

Though, on the plus side, the odds of Scott making him bite the Sheriff were slim?

"Sure."

[robinonadderall]

This suddenly took a turn for the awkward. "I, uh, should go write a book report."

What was he going to do when he couldn't Lit class himself out of awkward situations?

[justlurkinghere]

He was going to say he was giving the dog a bath. In the dorms.

"Is it on Treasure Island?"

[robinonadderall]

"That was last week," he said. "We're on Little Women now."

And also there was no book report.

"Wait, why do you know that?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Your teacher brought it by on Wednesday." It had been confusing.

Also, English Teachers.

[robinonadderall]

Well that was a punch to the gut. "Oh. That's...nice, I guess. If you're into that sort of thing."

And Stiles already knew Derek was into English teachers, so.

[justlurkinghere]

"It wasn't that bad." Derek was talking about the book. Now he was going to have to read Little Women.

Ugh.

[robinonadderall]

"Well I'm glad you enjoyed yourself." He didn't even know if he was referring to the book or whatever terrible English teacher scenario he was imagining now. "Like I said, have to go write a book report."

Liiiiiiies.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek stared at him for that lie. But couldn't figure out why it would be happening now.

THEY WERE TALKING LITERATURE. WEREN'T YOU SEDUCED?

"Right."

[robinonadderall]

"Okayseeyoulaterbye." Stiles may have been a crappy runner but he was sure trying to bolt out the door awfully fast. He was going to go mope and maybe Skype with Lydia or Allison. They'd understand his flouncing.

He was also accidentally taking the carton of orange juice with him, sorry.