Probably Gonna Get Creepier Soon Mansion | Late Monday Morning

[robinonadderall]

It looked like a fairly normal morning, with Stiles sitting in front of the TV, watching some action movie that one of the cable channels was nice enough to put on so early. There was just one problem. Stiles couldn't remember how he got down to the living room. Last he remembered he was finally dozing off in bed as the sun was coming up.

It was kind of disturbing, to blink awake in a different place than you fell asleep in. Immediately he started coming up with excuses. He hadn't slept a lot lately, he could have just been on autopilot. Or sleepwalking. He used to do that as a kid. This wasn't anything to worry about.

[Mmm foreboding blackouts. Post is open to people in the house/visitors]

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[robinonadderall]

"Scones, how fancy." Well they were fancy to him.

[justlurkinghere]

"I spoil you," Derek agreed.

[robinonadderall]

"You do," Stiles said with a nod. "Hope I'm worth it."

[justlurkinghere]

"I like to think so," Derek said with a fond look. Oh god, make him stop.

[robinonadderall]

"You're disgusting." Teasing, he was teasing.

[justlurkinghere]

"Sucks to be you then," Derek replied, grabbing his own breakfast.

Just look how he was when he was relaxed. Bask in it for this moment he was a normal person.

[robinonadderall]

"So what are we doing today?" It was weird not having classes to go to. How did one adult?

[justlurkinghere]

They did taxes constantly. And clipped coupons.

"We should probably go outside so no one thinks we're hermits."

They were going to end up having sex again, let's be real.

[robinonadderall]

"Outside," he repeated with a nod. "I have vague memories of it. There's trees out there, right?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Big yellow ball in the sky," Derek prompted.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh yes I remember that too," he said with a nod. "We should do that."

[justlurkinghere]

"We could go on a date." A real one!

[robinonadderall]

"I could be talked into a date." Yeah because he'd actually say no to that. "A nice date or a Denny's date?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Would you go on a nice date?"

[robinonadderall]

"What kind of a nice date are we talking about?" 'Cause he wasn't going to wear a tie anywhere. Mostly because they broke the only one he owned.

[justlurkinghere]

That was Stiles' fault!

"Dinner. Going out somewhere." Don't say dancing, Derek. Don't say dancing.

[robinonadderall]

"I like the sound of that," he said. "Would I have to dress up?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Don't wear the shirt about single moms and I think you're safe," Derek replied dryly.

[robinonadderall]

"Then I'm sold," Stiles said. "One last question: are you the type to put out afterwards?"

Okay, he already knew the answer to that one.

[justlurkinghere]

"I don't know," Derek replied with a totally serious frown. "Might take a date or two. I need to be romanced."

[robinonadderall]

"I don't know if I'd be willing to wait that long." Ugh they were disgusting with their flirting.

[justlurkinghere]

At least they were aware of it now?

"Are you saying I'm not worth it?"

[robinonadderall]

"No, I'm saying I can't wait."

[justlurkinghere]

"You can't wait," Derek replied, totally not amused by that. At all. Don't be weird.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles nodded. "You're that irresistible."