Probably Gonna Get Creepier Soon Mansion | Late Monday Morning

[robinonadderall]

It looked like a fairly normal morning, with Stiles sitting in front of the TV, watching some action movie that one of the cable channels was nice enough to put on so early. There was just one problem. Stiles couldn't remember how he got down to the living room. Last he remembered he was finally dozing off in bed as the sun was coming up.

It was kind of disturbing, to blink awake in a different place than you fell asleep in. Immediately he started coming up with excuses. He hadn't slept a lot lately, he could have just been on autopilot. Or sleepwalking. He used to do that as a kid. This wasn't anything to worry about.

[Mmm foreboding blackouts. Post is open to people in the house/visitors]

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[justlurkinghere]

"You didn't know me as a teenager. I was stupid." That got a snicker before Derek sat up. "Shower, then change."

Then eat breakfast.

Stupid, sexy Stiles ruining his plan to feed them.

[robinonadderall]

"And then we can try the whole outdoors thing." Stiles sat up, making a face at the feeling of slowly drying come in his pants. "But shower first, definitely."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll pick out your outfit for our fancy date tonight," he said dryly, offering Stiles a hand up.

Oh god, it was going to be soul crushingly adorable.

[robinonadderall]

"Thanks, dear," Stiles said, patting Derek on the cheek once he was up. "What would I do without you?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Have clean pants?"

[robinonadderall]

"Hilarious." Actually...that was pretty funny. "Make me coffee, jerk."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek laughed, kissing him on the cheek before fastening up his jeans again. "Jackass," he said with disturbing affection as he wandered into the kitchen to do that.