Probably Gonna Get Creepier Soon Mansion | Late Monday Morning

[robinonadderall]

It looked like a fairly normal morning, with Stiles sitting in front of the TV, watching some action movie that one of the cable channels was nice enough to put on so early. There was just one problem. Stiles couldn't remember how he got down to the living room. Last he remembered he was finally dozing off in bed as the sun was coming up.

It was kind of disturbing, to blink awake in a different place than you fell asleep in. Immediately he started coming up with excuses. He hadn't slept a lot lately, he could have just been on autopilot. Or sleepwalking. He used to do that as a kid. This wasn't anything to worry about.

[Mmm foreboding blackouts. Post is open to people in the house/visitors]

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[justlurkinghere]

Once Derek finally forced his hand to stop moving and his breathing was starting to even out, he bent down to kiss Stiles gently. Because yes.

That was hot.

And probably a happy result of Stiles watching a whole lot of porn.

[robinonadderall]

Yes, yes it was.

Stiles kissed Derek just as gently, used to the romantic stuff after doing something incredibly filthy by now. He was even nice and didn't pull Derek any closer because, you know. Covered in come.

[justlurkinghere]

"That was--" Derek said, a little punch drunk on happy hormones at the moment still. As his dazed and happy expression was giving away.

[robinonadderall]

"We defiled the couch," Stiles said happily, relaxing against said defiled couch. "I blame you."

[justlurkinghere]

"Don't tell Mike," Derek said, eyes going down to where he'd thoroughly marked Stiles. Again.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smirked. "You better enjoy the view before I get up to shower."

[justlurkinghere]

"Next time I want you to do that to me," Derek said, dropping his eyes like whoa that was a step too far in asking.

Seriously.

Then he smoothly moved his hips back so that he could lean down and give into the urge to lick Stiles' stomach.

[robinonadderall]

"Jesus," Stiles mumbled. "And you say I drive you crazy."

[justlurkinghere]

"You do," Derek muttered, licking just over Stiles' nipple. Helpfully. "I feel like I'm a teenager again."

[robinonadderall]

"Doesn't seem like a bad thing to me," Stiles said, sighing contentedly. After sex seemed to be the only time he felt properly tired these days. "Though I could do with less coming in my pants like a teenager."

[justlurkinghere]

"You didn't know me as a teenager. I was stupid." That got a snicker before Derek sat up. "Shower, then change."

Then eat breakfast.

Stupid, sexy Stiles ruining his plan to feed them.

[robinonadderall]

"And then we can try the whole outdoors thing." Stiles sat up, making a face at the feeling of slowly drying come in his pants. "But shower first, definitely."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll pick out your outfit for our fancy date tonight," he said dryly, offering Stiles a hand up.

Oh god, it was going to be soul crushingly adorable.

[robinonadderall]

"Thanks, dear," Stiles said, patting Derek on the cheek once he was up. "What would I do without you?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Have clean pants?"

[robinonadderall]

"Hilarious." Actually...that was pretty funny. "Make me coffee, jerk."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek laughed, kissing him on the cheek before fastening up his jeans again. "Jackass," he said with disturbing affection as he wandered into the kitchen to do that.