Probably Gonna Get Creepier Soon Mansion | Late Monday Morning

[robinonadderall]

It looked like a fairly normal morning, with Stiles sitting in front of the TV, watching some action movie that one of the cable channels was nice enough to put on so early. There was just one problem. Stiles couldn't remember how he got down to the living room. Last he remembered he was finally dozing off in bed as the sun was coming up.

It was kind of disturbing, to blink awake in a different place than you fell asleep in. Immediately he started coming up with excuses. He hadn't slept a lot lately, he could have just been on autopilot. Or sleepwalking. He used to do that as a kid. This wasn't anything to worry about.

[Mmm foreboding blackouts. Post is open to people in the house/visitors]

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[justlurkinghere]

"You can't wait," Derek replied, totally not amused by that. At all. Don't be weird.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles nodded. "You're that irresistible."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek probably shouldn't have snickered at that, but he did anyway. "And what will you do if I want to be wined and dined?"

[robinonadderall]

"Um..." He had to think about that. "I'd blow you in the car."

Such wining and dining.

[justlurkinghere]

They were so bad at this whole sexy talking thing when not in the middle of sex.

"That's... you would?"

[robinonadderall]

"Um yeah," he said. "Sounds like fun."

[justlurkinghere]

"Okay." Now Derek was thinking about things. Things that would get them banned from restaurants and possibly arrested. "We can do that."

[robinonadderall]

"It'll be very romantic," Stiles assured him. "The most romantic blowjob ever."

[justlurkinghere]

"With flowers and chocolates?"

[robinonadderall]

"Dude, isn't me blowing you romantic enough?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"It'd be more romantic with flowers and chocolate," Derek shot back, leaning in to kiss the side of Stiles' neck.

Romantically.

[robinonadderall]

"You're so needy," Stiles teased, tilting his neck towards Derek. Which was a tease in itself.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'd give you them," Derek informed him, responding to that teasing with a playful nip.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh," Stiles said, smiling. "Well in that case go right ahead."

[justlurkinghere]

"I will take you out to a nice place," Derek continued, sliding his hand over Stiles' chest to cup the other side of his neck. "With clothe napkins and everything."

Cheeky little shit.

[robinonadderall]

"Oooh fancy. Will you pull out my chair and everything?" he asked, leaning against Derek as much as he could without sprawling all over him.

[justlurkinghere]

"It'd only be polite." This was sounding a lot like their fake dates.

Derek bit at his neck again, not doing anything to discourage the near sprawl. "And maybe after we can see how much room there is in the back of your jeep."

...that sounded like a really weird innuendo.

[robinonadderall]

"If I recall correctly it was a tight fit but we managed to make it work." 'Cause they could totally talk about the weekend that shall not be spoken of now.

That also sounded like a continuation of weird innuendo.

[justlurkinghere]

They could do all the innuendo they wanted now!

"So, flowers and lube?" SO ROMANTIC.

[robinonadderall]

"That would certainly sweep me off my feet." And onto his back. Or his knees. Whichever.

[justlurkinghere]

Well, if that was what he wanted...

Derek gave him a quick grin, using his free hand to pull Stiles' legs onto his lap. "You drive me crazy."

It was probably because the last time Derek was with anyone, he was a teenager. And clearly not because of the looming L word that he was too smart to say.

[robinonadderall]

"I've always done that." Just try to deny it, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

...okay, fair point.

"Well, now you're talking about blowjobs."

[robinonadderall]

"That's because I can give you them now." If he talked about them before it would have just added to the frustration.

[justlurkinghere]

"Seriously not helping this."