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Scott had earned so many best friend points Monday night when he picked Stiles up from the hotel Derek oh so kindly abandoned him in. He had since spent the last four days moping, eating junk food, hanging out with his dad and listening to Scott come up with increasingly more creative ways to kill Derek. Which was amusing, but didn't necessarily make him feel better.

He was supposed to be hanging out with Lydia and Allison later which probably meant that he'd be their living shopping cart while they went to Macy's or something while they told him how he should deal with his current situation.

He could probably use some solid advice, now that he thought about it. Which would be why he was pausing his current moping session to pick up the phone and call Kitty.

[For the aforementioned callee and other calls/e-mails/texts/etc if people want!]

Stiles really was the bestest best friend in the world. Who else would drag their ass (and their car's ass) through a portal just so they could watch their best friend get a tattoo? An ugly tattoo at that.

He was thinking about turning around and going right back to Fandom when it took Scott forever to actually get into the jeep because kept gagging at the smell. Turns out Derek once again had no clue what the hell he was talking about because, no, bleach does not get rid of the smell of sex in a vehicle. It just makes it smell like sex and bleach. What a winning combination.

Although it was worth the unshed tears and gagging that happened when Scott realized what that smell was.

( Srsly Scott that tattoo is dumb as hell )

[SO IT BEGINS. Taken from Teen Wolf 3x01 "Tattoo". NFI, NFB but OOC is fine]