Voicemail

[robinonadderall]

Hey this is Stiles. I'm not here right now, obviously. I'm probably off, I don't know, playing video games, at lacrosse practice or maybe I'm in class totally paying attention and dutifully taking notes. But most likely I'm running for my life in the woods, screaming for someone to help me.

Anyway, leave a message and if I don't die I'll get back to you. See ya!

Comments

[justlurkinghere]

You're afraid of me. That's the best you had.

The text didnt mean he wasn't still pissed at you, Stiles. Just that he had no one else to bitch to about this.

[robinonadderall]

Ugh.

don't know what ur talking about and i dont care. go away.

Okay, he was curious what this was all about but bitchery outranked curiosity in this case.

[bitten_notshy]

Stiles, it's Jack. Can you come to Devil's Nest? Derek got himself shot and is being an idiot and staying in Beacon Hills, so --- just come by and see me, all right?

[justlurkinghere]

keep jack on island

This text is brought to you by Derek's issues. And only being able to use one hand. Aww, and he smeared blood on his phone! Gross!

[robinonadderall]

yeah i got this, he'll stay here. don't puke in my jeep

Even if it wasn't technically his. He was protective over his baby in all forms. It's bad enough it was gonna get alpha'd and kanima'd.

[bitten_notshy]

derek climbed out a window to get to the club. is fine, will send him home with burgers in a bit. p.s., KEEP WATCHING HIM.

[dollpocalypse]

How did Topher have Stiles' number? Who knew?

Did it maybe involve him being a flailier, drunker version of Danny? Yes. That was the answer.

HI doyou want a feather boa answer fast before theyre gone

There was even a picture attached!

[throughaphase]

IF YOU HAVE PICTURES OF DEREK HUGGING EVERYTHING I NEED THEM IMMEDIATELY.

Hi, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

HAPPY TO PROVIDE THEM

And provide him he did. One of Derek cuddling Stiles when they were standing up and a couple more from after Derek tackled him to the ground. God help them both if Sheriff Stilinski found those.

Crazy Phone Day

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

would you stop texting me makeout pictures? who takes pictures of themselves making out, anyway? ffs

This text had been meant for April's boyfriends back in Pawnee, not the large number of people in Fandom it made it to. Oops.

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[robinonadderall]

[[To here, I say an hour later ]]

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[whenshewasnice]

It was a great morning when you tried to call your mom and just called several other people instead.

"Did I leave my sunglasses over there? Purple ones. Can't find them anywhere. Get back to me if they turn up." She sighed, and her tone turned softer. "Anyway. Je t'aime. Bye."

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[robinonadderall]

Went here!. But you knew that.

[mummyspromdate.livejournal.com]

[From here (http://mummyspromdate.livejournal.com/659.html?thread=12179#t12179)!]

"Well, uh, I don't really know you or anything, but if you really want to go out, I mean, that could be fun, I guess? Um. Oh, god, how do I erase this?"

[robinonadderall]

Went here!

Crazy Phone Day

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

[From here] (http://allie-vamp.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=30089#t30089)

"A thousand year old vampire offered to teach me about sex. I turned him down. What makes you think I'd do it with you?"

Crazy Phone Day

[lockestheway]

No one's going to place any nuclear missiles on Panama because they're already there.

Peter was going to be really mad when he found out none of his messages went to the informants he needed them to go to.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"I don't think that hugging leads to death, but I still don't think people should be doing it in public where other people can see it! It's not proper!"

[OOC: From here (http://rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com/765.html?thread=225789#t225789)...]

Crazy phone day

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

[from here (http://blondecanary.livejournal.com/637.html?thread=4037245#t4037245)]

Dinah was confused and a little annoyed at Emma, so her voice was sharper than usual here.

"Okay, one, I know you know I'm not a virgin. Two, I've never needed anybody's pity. I'm just not into one-night stands, for crying out loud. I at least like to be friends with the people I'm having sex with. And three, what is your problem? Or should I even ask?"

[justlurkinghere]

There is a man in a cape in the bar.

Congrats, on being the recipient of this text.

[robinonadderall]

maybe hes a superhero. or frank constanza's lawyer.

Stiles may have been three when Seinfeld ended but he had watched enough reruns to make references.

[throughaphase]

Truth be told, Kitty was maybe trying to avoid any sort of fight these days, especially when graduation was supposed to be a happy thing. But as she couldn't let her little brother figure's big day go uncommented on, so she had something delivered to the mansion for him with a note:

Congratuations and love you,

Kitty

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had gotten Kitty's gift at some point after seeing his father and Scott off. It was pretty adorable. He sent her a text shortly after that was fairly short and didn't really say the things he had been meaning to say the last few days.

Thanks for the gift. Don't worry, I will keep it far away from Puppy Joe :) Love you too

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

[from here (http://regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com/761.html?thread=410361#t410361).]

"I kinda don't want to leave a message after your message about leaving messages, but yeah, we're totally fine. Why wouldn't we be? Is someone messing with you? 'Cause if they are, say the word, and I'll ... bring a succubus to the gunfight. Call me!"

[maricelatic.livejournal.com]

True! But he is most cute, kind, and courageous character.