Voicemail

[robinonadderall]

Hey this is Stiles. I'm not here right now, obviously. I'm probably off, I don't know, playing video games, at lacrosse practice or maybe I'm in class totally paying attention and dutifully taking notes. But most likely I'm running for my life in the woods, screaming for someone to help me.

Anyway, leave a message and if I don't die I'll get back to you. See ya!

Comments

[robinonadderall]

yeah i got this, he'll stay here. don't puke in my jeep

Even if it wasn't technically his. He was protective over his baby in all forms. It's bad enough it was gonna get alpha'd and kanima'd.

[justlurkinghere]

I hSte you

That was followed shortly by: gate and then ducking autocorrect

He really couldn't win.

[robinonadderall]

i'm sorry derek what was that?

This was mean but he couldn't resist.

[justlurkinghere]

typing with one hand moron

Punctuation and capitalization fell to the wayside in this.

[robinonadderall]

ew man that makes it sound like youre jerking off

do u even jerk off?

He was distracting you from your pain, Derek!

[justlurkinghere]

WITH RAGE, STILES.

youre mocking me im dying and yuore mocking me

[robinonadderall]

oh like u wouldn't do the same thing to me. i can't believe ur texting me now, u do realize ur probably freaking the other me out rn

Because the other Stiles probably didn't think Derek had any friends to text.

[justlurkinghere]

shut up

There was a nice, long pause before he added: i lik ethis one better hes scared of me

True story.

[robinonadderall]

well he's never seen u as a cute bunny teethed little boy. and teenager. and seeing u sleep also takes some scariness away

They really knew too much about each other.

[justlurkinghere]

hate you

WITH ALL THE LOVE IN HIS HEART.

[robinonadderall]

love u too der-bear feel better. and srsly don't puke in my car