Voicemail

[robinonadderall]

Hey this is Stiles. I'm not here right now, obviously. I'm probably off, I don't know, playing video games, at lacrosse practice or maybe I'm in class totally paying attention and dutifully taking notes. But most likely I'm running for my life in the woods, screaming for someone to help me.

Anyway, leave a message and if I don't die I'll get back to you. See ya!

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Crazy Phone Day

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"A thousand year old vampire offered to teach me about sex. I turned him down. What makes you think I'd do it with you?"