Voicemail

[robinonadderall]

Hey this is Stiles. I'm not here right now, obviously. I'm probably off, I don't know, playing video games, at lacrosse practice or maybe I'm in class totally paying attention and dutifully taking notes. But most likely I'm running for my life in the woods, screaming for someone to help me.

Anyway, leave a message and if I don't die I'll get back to you. See ya!

Comments

[justlurkinghere]

There is a man in a cape in the bar.

Congrats, on being the recipient of this text.

[robinonadderall]

maybe hes a superhero. or frank constanza's lawyer.

Stiles may have been three when Seinfeld ended but he had watched enough reruns to make references.

[justlurkinghere]

Who?

STOP CONFUSING HIM, STILES.

[robinonadderall]

u need to watch more tv seriously. do u even use netflix when im not there?

[justlurkinghere]

There was a long pause before he responded with, You set up all the things in the queue.

So, no.

[robinonadderall]

Oh the sighing Stiles was doing right now.

ur hopeless. what would u do without me in ur life?

[justlurkinghere]

Have a quiet life.

Oh, you.

[robinonadderall]

i love u too buttercup