Voicemail

[robinonadderall]

Hey this is Stiles. I'm not here right now, obviously. I'm probably off, I don't know, playing video games, at lacrosse practice or maybe I'm in class totally paying attention and dutifully taking notes. But most likely I'm running for my life in the woods, screaming for someone to help me.

Anyway, leave a message and if I don't die I'll get back to you. See ya!

Comments

[justlurkinghere]

Because I've been looking for you all this time. So much.

Sarcasm wasn't as effective via text message.

[robinonadderall]

ur the one that talked first so obviously u missed me

[justlurkinghere]

No I don't.

He just cried himself to sleep at night without your gentle touch. THE BEAST TO YOUR GAWKY BEAUTY.

[robinonadderall]

HE MISSED THE CUDDLING, DON'T LIE.

yes u do. missed me soooooooooooooooo much.

This is what you get for reestablishing contact with him, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

Ugh, this was a horrible idea.

Stop being a moron.

Stop the sky from being blue as well.

[robinonadderall]

u first.

Because you were a moron, Derek. The fact that Stiles figured out your oh-so-subtle wolfsbane barrier on your sister's grave after knowing about werewolves for about a week should have proven that.

did u srsly text me just to bitch?

[justlurkinghere]

It was a special thing, Stiles! SPECIAL.

No. That was totally a yes. You're an idiot.

[robinonadderall]

that's derek for 'i love u' i know it

He still planned on avoiding Derek in person so he felt like he could say that without getting smacked in return.