Non-Creepy Mansion | Sunday afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had to go back to school at some point today but he was putting it off as long as possible. He tried to justify it by saying he studied better here than in his dorm but there was absolutely no studying going on. Unless watching Netflix counted.

[For the guy!]

Comments

[justlurkinghere]

"Really." Derek was definitely not smothering a laugh.

[robinonadderall]

"Try and deny that these smell like me," he said.

[justlurkinghere]

"I would never," Derek assured him. "Thoroughly claimed via jizz. How insidious of you."

[robinonadderall]

"It was my plan all along." His disgusting plan.

[justlurkinghere]

"How long have you been plotting this?"

[robinonadderall]

"Oh for at least a year," Stiles said.

[justlurkinghere]

"How did I miss this?" Derek asked. "It's so obvious now."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled and rolled over, wrapping his arms around Derek's chest. "Got a problem with that?"

[justlurkinghere]

A huge problem! His poor bed was taken from him.

"What will you claim next?"

[robinonadderall]

"You."

[justlurkinghere]

"Is nothing safe?" Derek asked, pulling him in for a kiss.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles kissed him back. "Not from me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Glad you stayed for the weekend?"

[robinonadderall]

"I always am," he said, kissing Derek's chest.

[justlurkinghere]

"Even with the party," Derek replied, running his hands through Stiles' hair.

[robinonadderall]

"You had more of a problem with the party than me," Stiles said. "Which is so weird."

[justlurkinghere]

He was perfectly normal about this!

"Did you want to find your mustache? You were into it."

[robinonadderall]

He chuckled. "You weren't into it."

[justlurkinghere]

"I make sacrifices for you."

Really.

[robinonadderall]

"It's okay," Stiles said. "I'll do without."

[justlurkinghere]

"No cartoon villain role playing?"

[robinonadderall]

He smirked. "Would you consider that a turn on?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Only if you wear black leather for it."

Though Derek would be fine with just the black leather.

[robinonadderall]

"Black leather?" he repeated. "Seriously?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Objections?"

DON'T JUDGE HIM.