Non-Creepy Mansion | Sunday afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had to go back to school at some point today but he was putting it off as long as possible. He tried to justify it by saying he studied better here than in his dorm but there was absolutely no studying going on. Unless watching Netflix counted.

[For the guy!]

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[justlurkinghere]

"Honeybunch?" Derek asked, finding the energy to kick his pants off onto the floor as he smirked down at Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," he said, lips popping on the 'p'. He looked down at Derek. "See you managed to get your pants off."

[justlurkinghere]

"Not sure how I managed that when I'm so old," Derek replied dryly.

[robinonadderall]

"Been drinking your Metamucil?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Did you say something?" Derek asked. "My hearing isn't what it used to be."

[robinonadderall]

He smiled. "My poor, old, boyfriend."

[justlurkinghere]

"Planning to trade him in for a younger model?" Derek asked, leaning in to brush his cheek against Stiles'.

[robinonadderall]

"Nah," he said, pressing a kiss against Derek's neck. "I doubt younger models have that ass."

[justlurkinghere]

"Oh, it must be nice then," Derek muttered. There was definitely some mouthing at Stiles' ear there. This is what you brought upon yourself, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"It's a great ass," he said, allowing the ear thing. Just because he teased Derek so much. "Near perfect, I'd say."

[justlurkinghere]

The things Stiles put up with for love.

"Spend a lot of time thinking about it?"

[robinonadderall]

"Probably on par with the amount of time you think about my dick."

[justlurkinghere]

"So, a lot," Derek joked. A little. "You do have a nice dick."

[robinonadderall]

"Thank you," Stiles said with a grin. "I'm fond of it."

[justlurkinghere]

Well, Derek was just forced to laugh at that, shoulders shaking from an attempt to keep quiet.

[robinonadderall]

"Hey, I'm not ashamed," he said. "You wish you could touch my dick as much as I do."

[justlurkinghere]

"I wouldn't go that far."

[robinonadderall]

"Sure, sure," he said. "You wouldn't know what to do with yourself if you could."

[justlurkinghere]

"I wouldn't have time to work or leave the house."

[robinonadderall]

"That would be a shame," Stiles said. "Probably for the best I limit your time with it."

[justlurkinghere]

"Keep from wearing you out," Derek agreed.

[robinonadderall]

"You were the one sounding worn out."

[justlurkinghere]

"I have a second wind now." Which made up for it.

[robinonadderall]

"Do you?" he asked, sliding his hands over Derek's shoulders. "I wouldn't want you to pull a muscle or anything."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek snorted at that, giving Stiles' shoulder a playful shove. "Might need to take it easy."