Non-Creepy Mansion | Sunday afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had to go back to school at some point today but he was putting it off as long as possible. He tried to justify it by saying he studied better here than in his dorm but there was absolutely no studying going on. Unless watching Netflix counted.

[For the guy!]

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[robinonadderall]

"What, you think you can get comfortable faster than me?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"Pretty sure I could." 'Comfortable'. Yes.

[robinonadderall]

"Well by all means," he said. "Go ahead."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek shamelessly manhandled Stiles so that he was the one pinned against the bed. Then he took that as his opportunity to enact his plan that was in no way an actual plan.

Because it didn't have more to it past 'sexy times' once he was perched on Stiles' lap. "See?"

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled, putting his hands on Derek's hips. "You wanna watch Netflix like this?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I wasn't watching before. You were."

[robinonadderall]

"Oh I see," he said. "So you're just gonna lie all over me."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm sure I'll find something to keep me occupied while you watch."

[robinonadderall]

"Well if you're sure you won't get bored..."

[justlurkinghere]

"Nope," Derek replied, leaning down to bite Stiles' collarbone.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled and closed his eyes. "You're gonna distract me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Focus."

Just that easy, right?

[robinonadderall]

"You're the worst," Stiles said, smacking Derek's ass.

[justlurkinghere]

"Oh, baby," Derek drawled.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles burst out laughing. "Man you have a talent for killing the mood."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek snorted, moving up to kiss him. "Because it's real hard to get us back in the mood."

[robinonadderall]

"I don't know," he said, kissing Derek back. "You might have killed it for good this time."

[justlurkinghere]

Which was why they were lazily making out, right? Right.

"Quoting Kesha didn't manage it."

[robinonadderall]

"Well that was just sexy."

[justlurkinghere]

"Wake in the morning, feeling like P-Diddy," Derek was forced, yes forced, to whisper seductively.

They were possibly the worst people in the world.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles started laughing again. "Oh god."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek just barely managed to keep from cracking up, making sure to stay close enough that he could hide his grin against Stiles' ear. "Grab my glasses, I'm out the door. I'm gonna hit this city."

[robinonadderall]

"Why do you know these lyrics?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"I worked in a gay bar." THAT TOTALLY EXPLAINED IT. NOT AT ALL.

It's not like he enjoyed the music. Just like he didn't have an entire Lana Del Rey playlist.

[robinonadderall]

"And now you're bringing what you've learned into our sex life," he said. "I'm touched."