Non-Creepy Mansion | Sunday afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had to go back to school at some point today but he was putting it off as long as possible. He tried to justify it by saying he studied better here than in his dorm but there was absolutely no studying going on. Unless watching Netflix counted.

[For the guy!]

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[robinonadderall]

"You know, the slow songs they play when the two leads of a CW show are gazing at each other," Stiles said, making himself comfortable against Derek. He shut his eyes and sighed. "Can't stay like this too long. Gotta go back to school."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek hummed at that. "Get any of your work done while you were here?"

Not that Derek helped out with that.

[robinonadderall]

"No," Stiles said. "Never do."

He didn't seem too bothered by that.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm a bad influence." He didn't sound too bothered either. Because he was cheesy.

[robinonadderall]

"The worst," he agreed with a small nod.

[justlurkinghere]

"How do you survive me?"

[robinonadderall]

"The frequent sex helps."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll keep that in mind," Derek replied, kissing his neck. "Maybe we should be celibate until school is over."

Ha. HA. HAHAHAHAHA.

[robinonadderall]

He laughed. "We can't even last a week as it is."

[justlurkinghere]

"Could too." Wait a minute. "Does phonesex count?"

[robinonadderall]

"It would distract me from my work so, yes," Stiles said. "I'd say that would really count."

[justlurkinghere]

"I still think we could manage it." Wrongly.

[robinonadderall]

"There's no way."

[justlurkinghere]

"You'd focus on school." And how much he missed sex.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles lifted his eyebrows. "You're not serious about this, are you?"

[justlurkinghere]

There would be crying. So much crying. "...god no."

[robinonadderall]

"Oh thank god," Stiles said. "'Cause I'd have to kill you and then my grades would really suck 'cause I'd be in jail."

[justlurkinghere]

"You'd have to kill?" That felt a little extreme.

[robinonadderall]

"Maybe just strangle." It didn't have to lead to death!

[justlurkinghere]

Derek considered that. "It'd lead to sex."

KNOWING THEM.

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah, probably." Even kinkier sex than usual.

[justlurkinghere]

"Maybe when you're around more, the sex life will die down."

That seemed iffy.

[robinonadderall]

"We were having a lot of sex when I was here over the summer." Like at least once a day.

[justlurkinghere]

That was true.

"We were also working off a lot of tension." Understatement.

[robinonadderall]

"True," he said with a nod. "Do you want our sex life to slow down?"