Non-Creepy Mansion | Sunday afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had to go back to school at some point today but he was putting it off as long as possible. He tried to justify it by saying he studied better here than in his dorm but there was absolutely no studying going on. Unless watching Netflix counted.

[For the guy!]

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[robinonadderall]

"Maybe I should just let you rest," he teased. "I think you're showing your age."

[justlurkinghere]

"Excuse me."

He was nowhere near old!

[robinonadderall]

"Hey, it's fine Derek," Stiles said, trying to keep a straight face. "Old age happens to all of us eventually."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm not old." He was just sullen. And grumpy.

[robinonadderall]

"I don't know, you're kind of acting old," he joked. "Might need to get you a walker."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're going to be the one who needs it," Derek growled, grabbing Stiles' hips to prove his point.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed, even with Derek pressing against his soon to be bruised hips. It kind of felt nice and, boy, was that kind of weird. "I can handle anything you have to give me, honeybunch."

[justlurkinghere]

"Honeybunch?" Derek asked, finding the energy to kick his pants off onto the floor as he smirked down at Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," he said, lips popping on the 'p'. He looked down at Derek. "See you managed to get your pants off."

[justlurkinghere]

"Not sure how I managed that when I'm so old," Derek replied dryly.

[robinonadderall]

"Been drinking your Metamucil?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Did you say something?" Derek asked. "My hearing isn't what it used to be."

[robinonadderall]

He smiled. "My poor, old, boyfriend."

[justlurkinghere]

"Planning to trade him in for a younger model?" Derek asked, leaning in to brush his cheek against Stiles'.

[robinonadderall]

"Nah," he said, pressing a kiss against Derek's neck. "I doubt younger models have that ass."

[justlurkinghere]

"Oh, it must be nice then," Derek muttered. There was definitely some mouthing at Stiles' ear there. This is what you brought upon yourself, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"It's a great ass," he said, allowing the ear thing. Just because he teased Derek so much. "Near perfect, I'd say."

[justlurkinghere]

The things Stiles put up with for love.

"Spend a lot of time thinking about it?"

[robinonadderall]

"Probably on par with the amount of time you think about my dick."

[justlurkinghere]

"So, a lot," Derek joked. A little. "You do have a nice dick."

[robinonadderall]

"Thank you," Stiles said with a grin. "I'm fond of it."

[justlurkinghere]

Well, Derek was just forced to laugh at that, shoulders shaking from an attempt to keep quiet.

[robinonadderall]

"Hey, I'm not ashamed," he said. "You wish you could touch my dick as much as I do."

[justlurkinghere]

"I wouldn't go that far."

[robinonadderall]

"Sure, sure," he said. "You wouldn't know what to do with yourself if you could."