An Olive Garden on the Mainland | Tuesday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Derek had wanted a classier date than Denny's tonight and Stiles gave it to him. The classiest unlimited breadsticks in town.

Stiles had been waiting for this date all week, not just because of the food (though he was pretty excited about his chicken parm), but because of inappropriate totally not safe for work things that were going on tonight. Just knowing what was going on in Derek's pants right now was making him all giddy and excitable.

It'd be kind of weird just saying they were on a date for dirty stuff. So Stiles chose to pretend they were celebrating him removing the bandage off his new tattoo. He was wearing short sleeves and no other layers for once and kept glancing down at the French wrapped around his wrist every few minutes.

[For one! Guess who it is. Go on, guess]

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[robinonadderall]

"What am I doing?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"Teasing." It was only cool when Derek did it, okay?

[robinonadderall]

"I'm just asking you questions," Stiles said. "I'm being caring."

[justlurkinghere]

"Caring? Is that what this is?"

[robinonadderall]

He nodded. "I care about you a whole lot."

[justlurkinghere]

"How much do you care?" Derek. Derek, this was neither the time, nor the place.

[robinonadderall]

"Care enough to forgive you for traumatizing our waiter."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll leave him a good tip." Which he'd appreciate as he sobbed in the men's room.

[robinonadderall]

"You better," he said. "...and I think he's coming back with our food so try not to mention how much you love my dick in the next thirty seconds."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek gave him a sour look, promising so much retribution for this. So, so much.

But thanks to that warning, the waiter escaped unscathed. This time.

"I'm eating the entire basket of bread sticks."

[robinonadderall]

"Thank god they're unlimited," Stiles said. "That's the beauty of Olive Garden."

[justlurkinghere]

Ugh, the worst.

"You are enjoying this way too much."

[robinonadderall]

"You embarrassing yourself in front of the waiter? Damn right I'm enjoying it," he said. "I'm just sad nobody else got to see it."

[justlurkinghere]

"Next time we'll switch," Derek grumbled. And then looked pleased because that was a nice thought about Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"We still have to switch on the panties first." 'Cause his pair was in the mail.

[justlurkinghere]

Ignore how Derek's breath picked up at that. Just ignore that.

"Really."

[robinonadderall]

"I said I would, didn't I?" And he was looking forward to it.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yeah, but..."

Also ignore how Derek seemed unable to sit still.

[robinonadderall]

"But what?" he asked, smiling slowly. 'Cause he saw that squirming.

[justlurkinghere]

Hey, ignore that! Ignore it!

"But, I wasn't sure," Derek replied, trying and failing to focus on his meal. "You're allowed to change your mind about things."

[robinonadderall]

"I know that," he said. "I want to do it."

[justlurkinghere]

"Did you pick red?" They were so lucky the waiter was hiding from them.

[robinonadderall]

"You'll see." They were red and made of satin.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek inhaled deeply, like the complete weirdo he was. "Finish your food."

Impatient much?

[robinonadderall]

That was not going to be a problem. With imminent sex on the table Stiles was eating like nobody's business. And still talking. Which was kind of gross. "So if we're not having sex in the parking lot where are we having it?"