An Olive Garden on the Mainland | Tuesday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Derek had wanted a classier date than Denny's tonight and Stiles gave it to him. The classiest unlimited breadsticks in town.

Stiles had been waiting for this date all week, not just because of the food (though he was pretty excited about his chicken parm), but because of inappropriate totally not safe for work things that were going on tonight. Just knowing what was going on in Derek's pants right now was making him all giddy and excitable.

It'd be kind of weird just saying they were on a date for dirty stuff. So Stiles chose to pretend they were celebrating him removing the bandage off his new tattoo. He was wearing short sleeves and no other layers for once and kept glancing down at the French wrapped around his wrist every few minutes.

[For one! Guess who it is. Go on, guess]

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[robinonadderall]

"Good," he said, kissing Derek again. "I love you."

So sappy.

[justlurkinghere]

They were super romantic for being such kinky little freaks.

"I love you too," Derek muttered against Stiles' lips, not quite willing to stop kissing him yet. Ah yeah, making out in the back of a car. Primo dating behavior.

[robinonadderall]

Yes, Stiles could check that one off the list. Good, good.

"Can't believe you couldn't even wait for us to get to the island though."

[justlurkinghere]

"We can do it again," Derek suggested. Because he was nothing if not accommodating. "In the parking lot like you suggested."

[robinonadderall]

"Lets see if jizz comes out of the upholstery first," Stiles said. "Then we can make more plans for car sex."

[justlurkinghere]

There was that...

"Maybe condoms next time." Even if he made a face at not being able to reek of Stiles. He was such a freak.

[robinonadderall]

"Maybe," he said, rolling his eyes at Derek's thing for marking. "Or we could just do blowjobs."

[justlurkinghere]

Don't judge his weird fetishes!

"We could," Derek replied, looking okay with that suggestion.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled and gave Derek another kiss. "Come on, lets get back home so you can carry me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Don't make a habit of needing to be carried," Derek replied, groping blindly for where the plug had been tossed.

[robinonadderall]

"You're gonna like carrying me," Stiles said, lifting up a little just in case he had been laying on it. "'Cause it's gonna end with you throwing me on the bed and fucking me."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek growled, hand closing around the plug as he bit down on Stiles' neck. That's what you get for being evil.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles let out a shaky little laugh. Undoubtedly there was a fresh smell of arousal happening too. "I take it you like that plan?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Somehow, my biggest turn on's involve you." Mysteriously.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not complaining," he said, kissing Derek again. "Lets see if we can make it back this time without having to pull over for sex."

[justlurkinghere]

"Not my fault," Derek replied, giving Stiles' chest a little shove.

[robinonadderall]

"You're the one that started fucking himself on the plug," Stiles said, moving to crawl into the front seat again. It was not at all graceful.

[justlurkinghere]

But it did give Derek a nice view of his ass. Which was nice.

"You want to try wearing one in this jeep? Every bump on the road..."

[robinonadderall]

"Maybe I will try it sometime," he said as he finally managed to situate himself in the seat. "You're not the only one that can buy sex toys."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek crawled after him with far more grace. "I want to see that."

[robinonadderall]

"I know you do," Stiles said, smirking as he started the car. "That's completely unsurprising."

[justlurkinghere]

"How about you buy me something you want to see me use and I'll buy you something I want to see you use?" Derek suggested, leaning over to kiss Stiles' neck.

Helpfully.

[robinonadderall]

"That--" Stiles pushed Derek away playfully because, hello, he needed to concentrate if they were gonna make it home. "That is a good idea."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek went easily, buckling himself in. "Don't sound so surprised."

[robinonadderall]

"There's nothing wrong with being surprised," he said, putting the jeep into gear and pulling back onto the road. He had to put the window down a little because, wow, it smelled like sex in here.

"So what are you gonna get me?" He did not think Derek would answer that.