An Olive Garden on the Mainland | Tuesday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Derek had wanted a classier date than Denny's tonight and Stiles gave it to him. The classiest unlimited breadsticks in town.

Stiles had been waiting for this date all week, not just because of the food (though he was pretty excited about his chicken parm), but because of inappropriate totally not safe for work things that were going on tonight. Just knowing what was going on in Derek's pants right now was making him all giddy and excitable.

It'd be kind of weird just saying they were on a date for dirty stuff. So Stiles chose to pretend they were celebrating him removing the bandage off his new tattoo. He was wearing short sleeves and no other layers for once and kept glancing down at the French wrapped around his wrist every few minutes.

[For one! Guess who it is. Go on, guess]

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[robinonadderall]

"You're gonna like carrying me," Stiles said, lifting up a little just in case he had been laying on it. "'Cause it's gonna end with you throwing me on the bed and fucking me."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek growled, hand closing around the plug as he bit down on Stiles' neck. That's what you get for being evil.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles let out a shaky little laugh. Undoubtedly there was a fresh smell of arousal happening too. "I take it you like that plan?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Somehow, my biggest turn on's involve you." Mysteriously.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not complaining," he said, kissing Derek again. "Lets see if we can make it back this time without having to pull over for sex."

[justlurkinghere]

"Not my fault," Derek replied, giving Stiles' chest a little shove.

[robinonadderall]

"You're the one that started fucking himself on the plug," Stiles said, moving to crawl into the front seat again. It was not at all graceful.

[justlurkinghere]

But it did give Derek a nice view of his ass. Which was nice.

"You want to try wearing one in this jeep? Every bump on the road..."

[robinonadderall]

"Maybe I will try it sometime," he said as he finally managed to situate himself in the seat. "You're not the only one that can buy sex toys."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek crawled after him with far more grace. "I want to see that."

[robinonadderall]

"I know you do," Stiles said, smirking as he started the car. "That's completely unsurprising."

[justlurkinghere]

"How about you buy me something you want to see me use and I'll buy you something I want to see you use?" Derek suggested, leaning over to kiss Stiles' neck.

Helpfully.

[robinonadderall]

"That--" Stiles pushed Derek away playfully because, hello, he needed to concentrate if they were gonna make it home. "That is a good idea."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek went easily, buckling himself in. "Don't sound so surprised."

[robinonadderall]

"There's nothing wrong with being surprised," he said, putting the jeep into gear and pulling back onto the road. He had to put the window down a little because, wow, it smelled like sex in here.

"So what are you gonna get me?" He did not think Derek would answer that.

[justlurkinghere]

"What are you going to get me?"

...he needed to research a lot before he'd decide, okay?

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled and shrugged. "Don't know. I'll have to look at your survey again."

It's not like he had it memorized or anything, no sir.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek flushed slightly, but smiled anyway. "Maybe I'll get you a cock ring," he said. Just to see Stiles' reaction.

Because he was, as they say in French, le giant asshole.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles swerved slightly for a moment before gripping the wheel tighter and giving Derek a glare. "You really don't want to fuck me tonight, do you?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was the very picture of wounded innocence.

"You asked."

[robinonadderall]

"I didn't expect you to answer!"

[justlurkinghere]

"Is that a no to the cock ring?"

Derek was seriously the worst person ever.

[robinonadderall]

"I didn't say that," he said, face turning a little red.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek made a 'huh' noise, looking like he was actually considering this now. "That's. Okay."

[robinonadderall]

"I mean...means longer sex for us, right?" he said, so thankful that they weren't too far away from the island. He could leave this potentially awkward conversation in the car.