Sterek House? Haleinski House? It Needs A Name, Man | Sunday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

True to his word, Derek wasted no time getting a pool built at their place. It was a shame they only had a few weeks to enjoy it but Stiles intended on spending every minute his pale skin would allow swimming in it.

Today was the first day it was deemed ready to swim in. Stiles thought maybe it deserved a ribbon cutting or something but since big red ribbons were hard to come by, he settled for just putting on his trunks and slathering on an indecent amount of sunscreen on to celebrate.

Which was kind of lame. He wished he had Derek's inability to get sunburn.

[For the future husband and current sugar daddy]

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[robinonadderall]

Stiles grinned. "Isn't that how poolside pornos start?"

Not that he was opposed to that. At nighttime. Yes, right, no fooling around during the day.

[justlurkinghere]

Totally only at night!

"What have you been watching lately?" Derek asked with a grin. "Am I not keeping you occupied enough?"

[robinonadderall]

Excuse you, there was always time for porn. "Jealous of the porn I watch now?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Curious." Totally jealous. "What happens in this scenario? So we can avoid it until night time."

UH HUH.

[robinonadderall]

"Well usually the person in my position would take you up on your kind offer," he said. "I'd let you rub lotion on my back since it's so hard to reach. Then I'd notice that your hands were wandering down way lower than they should be in a normal sun lotion situation."

[justlurkinghere]

"Can't have that," Derek replied seriously. "But you are pretty pale to be in the sun."

Derek.

[robinonadderall]

He lifted his eyebrows. "Are you offering to make sure I haven't missed any spots?"

Surely this would end well.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek lifted his eyebrows right on back. "You could help me with the lotion first if you want."

[robinonadderall]

"You don't even need lotion."

[justlurkinghere]

"The neighbors don't know that." The neighbor who was getting a show right now, guys.

[robinonadderall]

Yeah Stiles hadn't noticed her. Because he was just a lowly human.

Stiles shook his head, still thinking this could be completely innocent. "You can put it on me. No need to waste it."

[justlurkinghere]

Lucky, lucky Stiles. Well. Maybe. Because Derek and his love of public sex.

"Did you miss a spot?" Derek asked, running his hand as far down Stiles' back as he could reach.

[robinonadderall]

"My back's hard to reach," he said. "I did my best."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek pressed a quick kiss against Stiles' lips before pulling away. "Can't have you getting weird sunburns. You'll complain forever."

[robinonadderall]

"You're right about that," he said, pushing himself out of the pool. "Where do you want me?"

Oh yeah this wasn't porn at all.

[justlurkinghere]

Don't be silly! Of course not.

"You can stay there," Derek replied, pulling his legs out of the pool to find the suntan lotion. "Unless it's too hot for you."

SERIOUSLY WITH THE PORN DIALOGUE.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not too hot." If Derek was smart he'd fine suntan lotion and lube.

Eventually they'd just keep both out here permanently.

[justlurkinghere]

Damn it, guys!

Derek had indeed brought out lube for nighttime adventures with the sunscreen. Which was why he grabbed just the lotion for now. Because he was being good. "We should get you more waterproof lotion."

[robinonadderall]

"We can't possibly be running out already." Though, granted, he used about half a bottle every time he went outside.

[justlurkinghere]

That's what happened when you were pale as fuck, Stiles.

"If you're going to be out here a lot," Derek countered, opening the the bottle and settling behind Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"For the next few weeks I will be, yeah," he said. "Shame we only had the idea for a pool now."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek pored lotion into his hands before starting the chore of rubbing it into Stiles' back. "We've still got time for the pool to be used."

[robinonadderall]

Such a chore. Stiles could feel Derek's suffering.

"We do," he said, shoulders relaxing at Derek's touch. "We'll need to use it a lot."

[justlurkinghere]

How did he survive it?

"Extra in case we have a mild fall too," Derek said, letting his hands dip down into the waistband of Stiles' swimsuit.

In a non-porn manner.

[robinonadderall]

Uh huh. Sure.

"Don't know if the sun will be hitting me there."