Sterek House? Haleinski House? It Needs A Name, Man | Sunday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

True to his word, Derek wasted no time getting a pool built at their place. It was a shame they only had a few weeks to enjoy it but Stiles intended on spending every minute his pale skin would allow swimming in it.

Today was the first day it was deemed ready to swim in. Stiles thought maybe it deserved a ribbon cutting or something but since big red ribbons were hard to come by, he settled for just putting on his trunks and slathering on an indecent amount of sunscreen on to celebrate.

Which was kind of lame. He wished he had Derek's inability to get sunburn.

[For the future husband and current sugar daddy]

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[justlurkinghere]

It was totally the way of it!

Derek hummed, using Stiles leg as a pillow for a moment. "Didn't tire you out?"

[robinonadderall]

"I was talking about you," he said. "Unless the neighbor watching somehow made the boner you got while blowing me go away."

[justlurkinghere]

Which just made Derek duck a little further into the water like blowing Stiles hadn't gotten him hard or anything. Because that was believable.

"I still might have worn you out too much to help with that."

[robinonadderall]

"So you're saying you don't want help with it?" he asked. "I might be willing to be super public about it if you really want to prove a point."

Because, okay, maybe he was a little tired of her bothering Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

At that, Derek stood up straight and looked more than a little interested. "Yeah?"

TELL HIM MORE.

[robinonadderall]

"I could blow you outside of the pool," he said, cheeks turning a little pink at the thought. "Give her a good view."

[justlurkinghere]

"Do you want to?" Derek confirmed, tugging on Stiles' arm so he could kiss him.

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah," he said, leaning in to kiss him. "As long as you're not too shy."

Ha.

[justlurkinghere]

"Not with you," Derek muttered, kissing him back easily.

[robinonadderall]

"Come on," he said, biting down on Derek's lip. "You better make a good show of it."

[justlurkinghere]

Hey, cheating with that bite.

Derek pushed him back enough to lift himself out of the pool. And maybe he was a little flushed over what they were doing now. Because it was even more blatant than before.

[robinonadderall]

See, that flush made everything worth it. And seeing Derek all wet with a hard on was a plus.

"And you tried to deny that you didn't get turned on blowing me."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed like this was deeply annoying, red flush spreading to his ears and chest now. "Where do you want to do this?"

[robinonadderall]

He got up and moved to get one of the towels, tossing it at Derek. "You can pretend to sunbathe in the grass."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek caught the towel, holding it to his chest like a shield before nodding in agreement. And then the towel was laid out so grass didn't get places that grass was not meant to go.

"And you'll pretend to help with lotion?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," he said, grabbing the lotion. "Total porn scenario."

[justlurkinghere]

That made Derek try very hard not to laugh as he lay down. "Next time we should order pizza?"

[robinonadderall]

"Oooh yes. That'll be our next porn adventure." He got some lotion on his hands and moved to straddle Derek's hips.

Which was the optimal position for applying sunscreen.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek inhaled sharply, holding onto Stiles' waist and jerking his hips up in response to grind against his ass. "Getting--getting my chest first?" he muttered.

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," he said, rubbing lotion into his chest. "Might mess up your chest hair a little."

[justlurkinghere]

"Oh no," Derek joked, grinding up against him more deliberately.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smirked, rubbing the rest of the lotion on Derek's shoulders. He had absolutely no intention of going for me. "You trying to hit at something? Should I move lower, Mr. Hale?"

Porn dialogue was the best.

[justlurkinghere]

It was something, alright.

"Mr. Hale?" Derek choked out.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed. "Well if I'm the pool boy you hired, I should call you by something formal, right?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek tried to school his face into a serious expression as he nodded along with the story. It was a moderate success. "I think you should keep rubbing the lotion in so I don't get a sunburn."

Apparently 'Mr. Hale' wasn't a werewolf.

"Or is that part of your job description?"