There Might Be Some Kids Coming Mansion | Saturday Morning

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had a very good Valentine's Day filled with brownies and only slight awkwardness. It had ended with him on the couch alone but, hey, that was the life one lived when they had a boyfriend who wouldn't do anything dirty with them until it was legal in all 50 states. So.

He was still asleep, for once having a nightmare-free evening, and completely unaware that terrible things were about to happen.

[For anybody in the house, their kids, other people, etc]

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[justlurkinghere]

Derek tensed for a moment because they were doing an awful lot of PDAs lately. But it was a weird weekend, so he felt it was allowed to reach back for an awkward, backwards hug.

"She's adopted. So I'm pretty sure you're safe from werewolf pregnancy."

Now he was just being a jerk.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed quietly, pulling away after a couple moments. They had been PDA'ing up lately. It had been a miracle nobody else had noticed.

"I figured." Between realizing that and Scott pointing out that if Claudia was a werewolf she couldn't get diseases, Stiles' freak out had subsided some. Because, no, there was no way she could inherit the same disease his mother had.

Though there was still the worry that he'd get it and leave a kid behind and he...well, he just never wanted to risk that after going through it himself.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have left."

[justlurkinghere]

"Can't say I wouldn't have acted the same if her name had been Talia," Derek muttered, grabbing Stiles' hand for one quick squeeze before grabbing the eggs out of Claudia's hands. God help them with an over eager werewolf kid in the house.

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

"That's my middle name." She clearly got her totally helpful genes from you, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

DAMN HIS HELPFUL GENES.

Derek froze up, staring at her with that sad, kicked puppy expression. Because look at all those mommy issues in one form.

[robinonadderall]

You put that expression away, Derek. That's how you got this child in the first place.

"This was so much easier last year," Stiles muttered. He bent down to scoop Claudia up in his arms because he figured he should show some affection after running out on her like that. That was such a dick move.

[justlurkinghere]

Hey! The sheriff had a role in it too.

"At least it's not triplets?"

[robinonadderall]

"True," Stiles said, placing Claudia on the counter and going for the donuts. She was getting a donut because he had been a terrible father, yes. "Still, this has a shot of happening so that's a whole...other thing."

A whole other terrifying thing. And, yes, Stiles was just going to admit out loud that he thought they had a chance of having kids together one day. Look, he had no doubts that he was in this for the long haul.

"Are you making bacon?" You can be in it for the long haul if you die of a heart attack, Derek!

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

"I told him to," Claudia said around a mouthful of donut. That was a lie, but she had your back, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek gave her an approving nod. Because this kid was okay. They could totally keep her.

"It's a lot of people to feed," he agreed. "You know how much kids eat."

Remember Derek eating an entire pizza in ten minutes at that age?

[robinonadderall]

"Uh huh," Stiles said, looking between the two of them. Since Claudia was just a kid it was Derek that got the sharp finger poke in the ribs. "I may not be a werewolf but I know when you're lying to me."

[justlurkinghere]

It still made Derek grin even with the rib poking. "Can't prove it."

Yeah, way to flirt in front of the kid, guys.

[robinonadderall]

Please, this kid was probably used to it by now.

"I could," he said, nodding over at Claudia. "I could make her tell me."

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

"You could not!" Claudia argued, but she looked a little unsure. But still, she would remain strong. Because bacon.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh yes I could," Stiles said, placing his hands on either side of her. "I was a little liar like you growing up and your grandmother knew how to make me talk."

He looked over at Derek. "Werewolves are ticklish, right?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Are not." Run, Claudia. Run. "Little known fact. Lycanthropy cures it."

[robinonadderall]

"What's that? Another lie?" Totally another lie since when he tested out his theory Claudia let out a startled high pitched laugh and tried to scramble away from his hands.

And yet if you asked him he'd say he was terrible with kids.

[justlurkinghere]

Excuse Derek while he looked wistful and happy at this entire situation. "Save yourself, Claudia! He's evil!"

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

Now Claudia was more than capable of pushing Stiles away, but rule number one in the Stilinski-Hale house was to never use her extra strength against her dad, even when playing around. At least not until she was old enough to control it fully.

But she knew Daddy had control of his strength, which is why she shrieked, "You get him!"

[justlurkinghere]

Which meant Derek was forced to grab Stiles around the stomach and lift him up and away from her. Forced into this.

It wasn't weird at all.

[robinonadderall]

"This is cheating, you know that, right?" he said. "You are cheating your way out of any and all bacon privileges."

[justlurkinghere]

"It's a holiday," Derek insisted, depositing Stiles on the other side so that he was between Stiles and Claudia.

[robinonadderall]

"February 15th is not a holiday," Stiles said, sighing. "But I guess I can't fight two of you."

[justlurkinghere]

"President's day weekend," Derek said, forcing himself to take a step back to get to making those pancakes.

Look, it was pancakes or end up engaging in even more PDA.

[robinonadderall]

And we can't be having that!

And President's Day so didn't count, Derek. "I can tell I'm going to be losing a lot of arguments in the future."

Because someone had to be a werewolf daddy's girl.