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There Might Be Some Kids Coming Mansion | Saturday Morning

Stiles had a very good Valentine's Day filled with brownies and only slight awkwardness. It had ended with him on the couch alone but, hey, that was the life one lived when they had a boyfriend who wouldn't do anything dirty with them until it was legal in all 50 states. So.

He was still asleep, for once having a nightmare-free evening, and completely unaware that terrible things were about to happen.

[For anybody in the house, their kids, other people, etc]
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justlurkinghere: (actual puppy Derek Hale)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2014-02-15 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! The sheriff had a role in it too.

"At least it's not triplets?"
robinonadderall: ([pos] u still milking that)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2014-02-15 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"True," Stiles said, placing Claudia on the counter and going for the donuts. She was getting a donut because he had been a terrible father, yes. "Still, this has a shot of happening so that's a whole...other thing."

A whole other terrifying thing. And, yes, Stiles was just going to admit out loud that he thought they had a chance of having kids together one day. Look, he had no doubts that he was in this for the long haul.

"Are you making bacon?" You can be in it for the long haul if you die of a heart attack, Derek!

[identity profile] moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com 2014-02-15 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I told him to," Claudia said around a mouthful of donut. That was a lie, but she had your back, Derek.
justlurkinghere: (sassing you)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2014-02-15 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Derek gave her an approving nod. Because this kid was okay. They could totally keep her.

"It's a lot of people to feed," he agreed. "You know how much kids eat."

Remember Derek eating an entire pizza in ten minutes at that age?
robinonadderall: ([pos] you're kind of funny)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2014-02-15 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh huh," Stiles said, looking between the two of them. Since Claudia was just a kid it was Derek that got the sharp finger poke in the ribs. "I may not be a werewolf but I know when you're lying to me."
justlurkinghere: (making a joke)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2014-02-15 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It still made Derek grin even with the rib poking. "Can't prove it."

Yeah, way to flirt in front of the kid, guys.
robinonadderall: ([pos] excuse you a what now)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2014-02-15 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, this kid was probably used to it by now.

"I could," he said, nodding over at Claudia. "I could make her tell me."

[identity profile] moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com 2014-02-15 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"You could not!" Claudia argued, but she looked a little unsure. But still, she would remain strong. Because bacon.
robinonadderall: ([pos] qt smile)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2014-02-15 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yes I could," Stiles said, placing his hands on either side of her. "I was a little liar like you growing up and your grandmother knew how to make me talk."

He looked over at Derek. "Werewolves are ticklish, right?"
justlurkinghere: (making a joke)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2014-02-15 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are not." Run, Claudia. Run. "Little known fact. Lycanthropy cures it."
robinonadderall: ([pos] fucking adorable)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2014-02-15 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's that? Another lie?" Totally another lie since when he tested out his theory Claudia let out a startled high pitched laugh and tried to scramble away from his hands.

And yet if you asked him he'd say he was terrible with kids.
justlurkinghere: (not bad!)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2014-02-15 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse Derek while he looked wistful and happy at this entire situation. "Save yourself, Claudia! He's evil!"

[identity profile] moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com 2014-02-15 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Now Claudia was more than capable of pushing Stiles away, but rule number one in the Stilinski-Hale house was to never use her extra strength against her dad, even when playing around. At least not until she was old enough to control it fully.

But she knew Daddy had control of his strength, which is why she shrieked, "You get him!"
justlurkinghere: (soft smile)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2014-02-15 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Which meant Derek was forced to grab Stiles around the stomach and lift him up and away from her. Forced into this.

It wasn't weird at all.
robinonadderall: ([pos] kinda hot)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2014-02-15 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"This is cheating, you know that, right?" he said. "You are cheating your way out of any and all bacon privileges."
justlurkinghere: (bitch I am adorable)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2014-02-15 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's a holiday," Derek insisted, depositing Stiles on the other side so that he was between Stiles and Claudia.
robinonadderall: ([pos] and i'm a genius)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2014-02-15 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"February 15th is not a holiday," Stiles said, sighing. "But I guess I can't fight two of you."
justlurkinghere: (eyebrow liftin')

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2014-02-15 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"President's day weekend," Derek said, forcing himself to take a step back to get to making those pancakes.

Look, it was pancakes or end up engaging in even more PDA.
robinonadderall: ([pos] pls be my friend boyd)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2014-02-15 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And we can't be having that!

And President's Day so didn't count, Derek. "I can tell I'm going to be losing a lot of arguments in the future."

Because someone had to be a werewolf daddy's girl.
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