There Might Be Some Kids Coming Mansion | Saturday Morning

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had a very good Valentine's Day filled with brownies and only slight awkwardness. It had ended with him on the couch alone but, hey, that was the life one lived when they had a boyfriend who wouldn't do anything dirty with them until it was legal in all 50 states. So.

He was still asleep, for once having a nightmare-free evening, and completely unaware that terrible things were about to happen.

[For anybody in the house, their kids, other people, etc]

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"You could not!" Claudia argued, but she looked a little unsure. But still, she would remain strong. Because bacon.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh yes I could," Stiles said, placing his hands on either side of her. "I was a little liar like you growing up and your grandmother knew how to make me talk."

He looked over at Derek. "Werewolves are ticklish, right?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Are not." Run, Claudia. Run. "Little known fact. Lycanthropy cures it."

[robinonadderall]

"What's that? Another lie?" Totally another lie since when he tested out his theory Claudia let out a startled high pitched laugh and tried to scramble away from his hands.

And yet if you asked him he'd say he was terrible with kids.

[justlurkinghere]

Excuse Derek while he looked wistful and happy at this entire situation. "Save yourself, Claudia! He's evil!"

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

Now Claudia was more than capable of pushing Stiles away, but rule number one in the Stilinski-Hale house was to never use her extra strength against her dad, even when playing around. At least not until she was old enough to control it fully.

But she knew Daddy had control of his strength, which is why she shrieked, "You get him!"

[justlurkinghere]

Which meant Derek was forced to grab Stiles around the stomach and lift him up and away from her. Forced into this.

It wasn't weird at all.

[robinonadderall]

"This is cheating, you know that, right?" he said. "You are cheating your way out of any and all bacon privileges."

[justlurkinghere]

"It's a holiday," Derek insisted, depositing Stiles on the other side so that he was between Stiles and Claudia.

[robinonadderall]

"February 15th is not a holiday," Stiles said, sighing. "But I guess I can't fight two of you."

[justlurkinghere]

"President's day weekend," Derek said, forcing himself to take a step back to get to making those pancakes.

Look, it was pancakes or end up engaging in even more PDA.

[robinonadderall]

And we can't be having that!

And President's Day so didn't count, Derek. "I can tell I'm going to be losing a lot of arguments in the future."

Because someone had to be a werewolf daddy's girl.