There Might Be Some Kids Coming Mansion | Saturday Morning

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had a very good Valentine's Day filled with brownies and only slight awkwardness. It had ended with him on the couch alone but, hey, that was the life one lived when they had a boyfriend who wouldn't do anything dirty with them until it was legal in all 50 states. So.

He was still asleep, for once having a nightmare-free evening, and completely unaware that terrible things were about to happen.

[For anybody in the house, their kids, other people, etc]

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[bitten_notshy]

Jack attempted to be stealthy as he crept past Stiles and into the kitchen. He had some dim hope there might be Reese's brownies left. But even if there weren't, a werewolf still needed his coffee.

[justlurkinghere]

Which meant Derek had slept in the basement like a gentleman who did not instigate brownie orgies.

It also meant he was the first one up, letting everyone out to get started on breakfast. And, you know what? He was feeling pretty good about his life.

This should have been the first hint something terrible was going to happen.

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

Hey, Claudia was stealthy trying not to wake Stiles up too. 'Cause her dad treated sleep very seriously. But as soon as she got to the kitchen all bets were off and she was barreling past people to get to brownies. "Sorry, Uncle Jack!"

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

Claudia had already grabbed a handful of brownie and had half of it on her face and half of it scrunched in her hand...and that half was about to end up on Derek's pants when she grabbed at his jeans to get his attention.

She was stealthy like that sometimes. "Breakfast."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek did not have enough coffee to handle this! Not enough at all!

"...oh god, not again."

[bitten_notshy]

Jack made a surprised noise at the near-collision and fumbled with he coffee urn a bit. He managed not to splash either of them, though the floor was a different story.

"No damage done," he said, reaching for the napkins. "It's time for kids again, is it? Whose are you?"

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

"...but we have breakfast every morning." And you make it every morning, Derek. Chop chop!

[justlurkinghere]

Derek took a deep breath at that. Then frowned and looked at the kid closely.

Because werewolf.

"Fine. Whose are you?"

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

Claudia gave Jack a look because, seriously, how could you forget? Then again, maybe it was a rough full moon for him. "Dad's asleep on the couch and Daddy..."

She tilted her head like she was listening for something. "...is coming up the basement stairs."

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

"Why do people keep asking me that?" she asked.

[tri-psi-lupi.livejournal.com]

You know, Uncle Stiles, it was not nice to classify triplets as "terrible things." Especially when their teeth are sharper than yours.

Annika nosed the door open, her sisters sliding in silently after her. They were totally hunting! ...well, hunting Papa. Because it would be funny. And possibly puppy piling on Uncle Derek, because that was hysterical.

[justlurkinghere]

"Because it's one of those days," Derek countered, carefully disengaging her brownie covered hand from his jeans to dig out breakfast making materials.

[tri-psi-lupi.livejournal.com]

There was the flick of an ear, and Amélie fkashed forward to try and bump Jack in the back of the knees, while Annika and Christiana went after the brownies.

Some people don't need the moon, Papa. Just a good reason to be stealthy!

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

"Why's Dad asleep on the couch?" she asked. "And why were you in the basement?"

No, the questions never stopped. Never.

"Hey, a dog!"

Werewolves could also have ADHD, who knew?

[justlurkinghere]

Which meant Derek was being a strange, over-protective person and leaving the kitchen to investigate yet more werewolf spawn showing up in the house.

Possibly with a little lip curl for going near Stiles.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek didn't know! Well, now he did.

His eyebrows went up and all that annoyance and suspicion disappeared as if like magic. Because he had a kid with Stiles this time around.

"Full moon," Derek replied after a moment of staring. "Go wake your---dad."

[tri-psi-lupi.livejournal.com]

Christiana spotted him first - probably because she was the most wolf-y of the three even when not shifted - and flipped her ears back, panting cheerfully and spanking the ground with her front paws. Was he making breakfast? She really hoped he was making breakfast because this? This took a LOT of energy and Christiana could go for a steak. And coffee. Two steaks and two coffees.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Uncle Derek. Aren't you lucky they didn't get here before you woke up?

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

Claudia had been burying her face into Puppy Joe's fur in what would be a familiar way before getting a little overly excited at the prospect of waking up her dad. "Okay!"

She gently placed Puppy Joe on the floor and ran into the living room to do a running jump right on Stiles.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek huffed in annoyance, scenting the air as he crouched down. Jack's children if he really made himself sort through things.

Then sighed because that would mean three naked girls in his house.

"Upstairs. You can borrow whatever fits."

See what happens when you had only women as your alphas for the vast majority of your life? Women who could also turn into wolves like that.

[robinonadderall]

"What?!" There wasn't any damage done but it was still kind of a rude awakening. Stiles flailed, luckily not throwing off Claudia in the process before looking blearily up at the kid that tackled him. "What?"

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

"Daddy told me to do it!" He did not.

[justlurkinghere]

"One of those weekends again," Derek called from the kitchen. He felt it deserved bacon and possibly gravy. GOODBYE, ARTERIES.

"This is..." he started, leaning in the doorway to look at the two of them. "What's your name?"

[moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com]

"Claudia," she replied. And, just in case they were really out of it and forgot their own last names, "Stilinski-Hale."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles froze and not in a good "ha ha what a fun and goofy weekend" type of way. If there was a type of way like that. "Claudia was my mom's name."

[justlurkinghere]

Oh. Well then. This was an awkward situation to be in.

Which somehow translated to Derek picking Claudia up and off of Stiles. "Kitchen. Don't touch anything."

Because Stiles' kid and cooking...