Not-So-Creepy Mansion | Friday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had arranged for a portal to take him back to Fandom even before the clusterfuck that was last night went down and he was grateful for it this evening (it was a different evening, right? Stupid timelines) seeing as he had sort of felt like a zombie the last few hours. He was still sore as hell from getting the crap kicked out of him so the walk from the causeway into town was slow. He wasn't really thinking about where he was going but wasn't really surpised when he found himself at Derek and Mike's front door.

He let himself in (he hoped by now Mike realized B&E was a talent of his) and shuffled towards Derek's room, only taking a second to marvel at the fact that Derek actually had a bed now before kicking off his shoes and shrugging off his (Derek's, really) jacket before crawling under the covers.

Right now he was moping, but he was hoping it'd turn to sleep soon. Derek could just deal.

[For the guy whose bed it is]

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[robinonadderall]

"Yeah, of course," Stiles said, nodding. "He's the one that found me after the Argents dumped me off in the woods."

Yeah, Scott was a failure.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek's mouth went tight for a moment before he nodded. "Good."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm still staying here tonight just FYI." He needed Puppy Joe cuddles!

[justlurkinghere]

Ugh, you're the worst, Stiles.

"Fine. Stay on your side of the bed." Really, guys? Really?

[robinonadderall]

"Not going to be a problem." Come on, even Puppy Joe knew this was going to end in platonic spooning.

[justlurkinghere]

They had to at least pretend they weren't going to snuggle. It was a thing.

"Denny's," Derek replied with a nod.

[robinonadderall]

"Good idea," he said. "I need like a giant plate of bacon in my life right now."

[justlurkinghere]

"No ordering anything from the special menu." Because no one could do it with a straight face. And they might get a sassy waiter.

[robinonadderall]

"Aw, what?" Stiles whined. "You're no fun."

[justlurkinghere]

"Shut up, don't make me regret this."

[robinonadderall]

"You survived the last Denny's trip I'm sure you can handle this one," he said. "Come on, Der-Bear."

He was beat up, let him call you cute names, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

That earned him a careful shove that held less force than expected from a werewolf. "Move."

[robinonadderall]

"Going, going." Stiles was fine with driving to Denny's, if only because he could submit Derek to all of the One Direction. All of it.

[justlurkinghere]

Ugh, you have no taste, Stiles. Couldn't you play some depressing Florence and the Machine? So that Derek can cry on the inside. Cryyyyyy.

At some point they'd become regulars at this Denny's. god save them from that fate. "Do you hate me? Is that what this music is?"

[robinonadderall]

"One Direction is awesome!" Stiles said. "You're gonna be singing this to yourself later, mark my words."

[justlurkinghere]

"I will end you if that's the case." SO HELP HIM.

[robinonadderall]

"You love it." Or he will love it if he sits in Stiles' jeep long enough. "Just embrace it, I won't judge."

[justlurkinghere]

Expect to be shoved again, Stiles. Because realty. "No."

He would end up buying an albumn.

[robinonadderall]

"Quit with the shoving, people are gonna think we're in a Lifetime movie." What with the bruises and everything. "Just for that I'm ordering from the special menu."

[justlurkinghere]

"I hate you." HE LOVED YOU, STILES. LOVED YOU.

[robinonadderall]

"Deal with it, this was your idea." So everything that happened now was your fault. "Just be glad I don't start some One Direction karaoke to entertain our waitress with."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll tell her you're special." Maybe get half off the meal...

[robinonadderall]

"Pfft you know they all think we're dating." Stiles had no clue why, really. "You'll be the one that looks bad."

[justlurkinghere]

"I wear leather and glare a lot," Derek replied dryly. "I'm used to it."

[robinonadderall]

"Oooh do I give off a badass vibe now that I'm wearing your jacket?" Stiles asked. "I think I weirded the other you out when I wore it back home."