Not-So-Creepy Mansion | Friday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had arranged for a portal to take him back to Fandom even before the clusterfuck that was last night went down and he was grateful for it this evening (it was a different evening, right? Stupid timelines) seeing as he had sort of felt like a zombie the last few hours. He was still sore as hell from getting the crap kicked out of him so the walk from the causeway into town was slow. He wasn't really thinking about where he was going but wasn't really surpised when he found himself at Derek and Mike's front door.

He let himself in (he hoped by now Mike realized B&E was a talent of his) and shuffled towards Derek's room, only taking a second to marvel at the fact that Derek actually had a bed now before kicking off his shoes and shrugging off his (Derek's, really) jacket before crawling under the covers.

Right now he was moping, but he was hoping it'd turn to sleep soon. Derek could just deal.

[For the guy whose bed it is]

Comments

[justlurkinghere]

Expect to be shoved again, Stiles. Because realty. "No."

He would end up buying an albumn.

[robinonadderall]

"Quit with the shoving, people are gonna think we're in a Lifetime movie." What with the bruises and everything. "Just for that I'm ordering from the special menu."

[justlurkinghere]

"I hate you." HE LOVED YOU, STILES. LOVED YOU.

[robinonadderall]

"Deal with it, this was your idea." So everything that happened now was your fault. "Just be glad I don't start some One Direction karaoke to entertain our waitress with."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll tell her you're special." Maybe get half off the meal...

[robinonadderall]

"Pfft you know they all think we're dating." Stiles had no clue why, really. "You'll be the one that looks bad."

[justlurkinghere]

"I wear leather and glare a lot," Derek replied dryly. "I'm used to it."

[robinonadderall]

"Oooh do I give off a badass vibe now that I'm wearing your jacket?" Stiles asked. "I think I weirded the other you out when I wore it back home."

[justlurkinghere]

"...really?"

[robinonadderall]

"Really about me wondering if I look badass or really about the other you being weirded out?" he asked. "The answer is yes to both, though I think I know the answer to the first one. I couldn't even get my ass kicked on my own merit."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek gave him the pat on the shoulder that he gave everyone. "No one would think you're badass, Stiles."

[robinonadderall]

"I'll have you know before I got kidnapped I was a badass on the lacrosse field," Stiles informed him. "I won the game for us."

He didn't need your condescending pats on the shoulder, Derek!

[justlurkinghere]

"Ooooo." He was made made of sarcasm. "I'm impressed."

[robinonadderall]

"See, this is why I invited Jack to the game and not you." Okay, it wasn't the only reason. "He was excited for me. Until the kidnapping, I mean."

[justlurkinghere]

"Love you too, moon pie." SO MUCH.

[robinonadderall]

"Moon pie?" Stiles repeated. "Seriously?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Der-bear?"

[robinonadderall]

"Hey, your cute nickname has your name in it at least," Stiles pointed out. "Though I will allow that my name is harder to work with. Seeing as Stiles is already a nickname."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm sticking with my nickname," Derek replied with a shrug. "What's your name then?"

DEREK NO.

[robinonadderall]

"I don't think we've reached that level of trust in our relationship yet." Though he was just going to find out anyway once he looked at a class roster. "...Wait, did you think my name was Stiles Stilinski?"

[justlurkinghere]

"No." YEP.

[robinonadderall]

"You totally did." He might not be able to prove you were lying, Derek, but he knew that you were. "You're not the first person to think that, if that makes you feel better. My first name's unpronounceable to the extent that some people have said it counts as child abuse. Going by Stiles just saves time."

[justlurkinghere]

"...I'll keep that in mind." FOR THE WEDDING. STILES HALE.

[robinonadderall]

EXCUSE YOU, THEY WERE HYPHENATING THEIR NAMES. PUPPY JOE'S FULL NAME WAS TOTALLY PUPPY JOE STILINSKI-HALE.

"You told people about the moon pie thing, haven't you?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

HALE-STILINSKI. ALPHABETICAL ORDER.

"You told people about Der-Bear."