Sterek House? Haleinski House? It Needs A Name, Man | Sunday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

True to his word, Derek wasted no time getting a pool built at their place. It was a shame they only had a few weeks to enjoy it but Stiles intended on spending every minute his pale skin would allow swimming in it.

Today was the first day it was deemed ready to swim in. Stiles thought maybe it deserved a ribbon cutting or something but since big red ribbons were hard to come by, he settled for just putting on his trunks and slathering on an indecent amount of sunscreen on to celebrate.

Which was kind of lame. He wished he had Derek's inability to get sunburn.

[For the future husband and current sugar daddy]

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[robinonadderall]

"You're right about that," he said, pushing himself out of the pool. "Where do you want me?"

Oh yeah this wasn't porn at all.

[justlurkinghere]

Don't be silly! Of course not.

"You can stay there," Derek replied, pulling his legs out of the pool to find the suntan lotion. "Unless it's too hot for you."

SERIOUSLY WITH THE PORN DIALOGUE.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not too hot." If Derek was smart he'd fine suntan lotion and lube.

Eventually they'd just keep both out here permanently.

[justlurkinghere]

Damn it, guys!

Derek had indeed brought out lube for nighttime adventures with the sunscreen. Which was why he grabbed just the lotion for now. Because he was being good. "We should get you more waterproof lotion."

[robinonadderall]

"We can't possibly be running out already." Though, granted, he used about half a bottle every time he went outside.

[justlurkinghere]

That's what happened when you were pale as fuck, Stiles.

"If you're going to be out here a lot," Derek countered, opening the the bottle and settling behind Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"For the next few weeks I will be, yeah," he said. "Shame we only had the idea for a pool now."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek pored lotion into his hands before starting the chore of rubbing it into Stiles' back. "We've still got time for the pool to be used."

[robinonadderall]

Such a chore. Stiles could feel Derek's suffering.

"We do," he said, shoulders relaxing at Derek's touch. "We'll need to use it a lot."

[justlurkinghere]

How did he survive it?

"Extra in case we have a mild fall too," Derek said, letting his hands dip down into the waistband of Stiles' swimsuit.

In a non-porn manner.

[robinonadderall]

Uh huh. Sure.

"Don't know if the sun will be hitting me there."

[justlurkinghere]

hdu, it was completely innocent!

"Your suit moves a little when you do," Derek said, pulling his hands out because he was Being Good.

[robinonadderall]

He smiled. "I see you've been looking closely."

[justlurkinghere]

"Someone has to keep an eye on you," Derek replied, kissing Stiles' shoulder. Helpfully.

[robinonadderall]

"Does the lotion smell like really bad for you?" he asked, genuinely curious about how it affected werewolf noses.

[justlurkinghere]

"It's... not the worst thing I've smelled." Which was pretty faint praise.

[robinonadderall]

"Sorry," he said, actually feeling bad about that. "Guess it's not much of a turn on, huh?"

A barrier against day sex!

[justlurkinghere]

Derek smiled and rubbed what was left on his hands over Stiles' sides. "I'd rather you be safe, honestly."

[robinonadderall]

"True. I'd be whining up a storm if I had sunburn," Stiles said, leaning back against Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"And you'd get weird about me taking the pain," Derek muttered, curling his arms around Stiles to hold onto.

He'd be forced to pull away soon enough now that he wasn't in the water at all.

[robinonadderall]

"I don't like seeing you in pain," he said.

[justlurkinghere]

"I don't like seeing you in it either."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles turned his head slightly to kiss Derek's jaw. "Guess we'll both have to stay out of trouble then."

Non-sexy trouble, anyway.

[justlurkinghere]

"Think you can manage it?" Derek teased, shifting closer until his chest was flush against Stiles' back.

[robinonadderall]

"I've been doing pretty well," he said. "Haven't been possessed or kidnapped in, what, two years?"