Lobby at Stiles' Dorm | Wednesday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles' sophomore year was trucking along at a fast pace but he was still feeling the beginnings of some student fatigue. He was tired of having to read textbooks and writing essays. The fact that he knew he had two more years of this plus grad school didn't help anything. His mopey texts to Derek had progressively gotten mopier to the point where Derek actually agreed to interrupt Stiles' studying and visit in the middle of the week.

His roommate was upstairs which was why Stiles was waiting in the lobby, impatiently keeping an eye on the door for Derek.

[For the guy!]

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[robinonadderall]

"Yup," he said. "It has a nice flow."

It did not.

[justlurkinghere]

"Or I could use your real name." And spend ten minutes spelling to out. Multiple times.

[robinonadderall]

"That's not very incognito," he said, finding their room number and unlocking it. "You'll confuse both them and yourself trying to spell it."

[justlurkinghere]

"I know how to spell it." The clerk would have a harder time, though. "Okay, how about a room under John Smith."

Not suspicious at all.

[robinonadderall]

"That makes one or both of us seem like a hooker," Stiles pointed out.

[justlurkinghere]

"Both of us?" Derek asked, trying not to laugh as he placed his hands on Stiles' hips.

[robinonadderall]

"Hey, hookers could hire other hookers," Stiles said. "I don't know how they spend their money."

[justlurkinghere]

"So, who hired who?" In this scenario.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh you definitely hired me," Stiles said with a nod. "No doubt about it."

[justlurkinghere]

"And how do you figure that?"

[robinonadderall]

"'Cause you probably saw me and couldn't resist me."

[justlurkinghere]

That got a startled laugh out of Stiles.

"Oh yeah, saw you at a work event and was unable to get you out of my mind," he said, giving him a little push toward the door. "You were assaulting a straw with your mouth."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles nodded, pushing open the door. "And you somehow got up the courage to ask me out."

[justlurkinghere]

"Hire you," Derek corrected, crowding in after him.

[robinonadderall]

"Hire me," he repeated, sounding amused. "That way you're guaranteed sex."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek nudged the door shut behind them with his foot. "I'm insatiable, aren't I?"

[robinonadderall]

"You said it, not me," he said, turning to put his arms around Derek's waist. "But I wouldn't disagree."

[justlurkinghere]

"Uh huh," Derek replied, leaning in to kiss Stiles' neck.

[robinonadderall]

"So you'd hire me and take me to a classy hotel--" As classy as a hotel in College Park got anyway. "--and then what?"

[justlurkinghere]

There wasn't any meth, so it was totally classy.

"Well, it would have yo be for something I can't do with clients."

Way to put thought into your cover story, guys.

[robinonadderall]

"And what would that be?" They were creating their own hooker AU fanfic!

[justlurkinghere]

It was like a kinkmeme fill!

Derek hummed at that, pushing him toward the bed. "Maybe something sweet?"

[robinonadderall]

Stiles went along easily, kicking off his shoes and sliding back on the bed. "I guess most clients wouldn't want to pay for the prom queen treatment."

They just had to make non-athletic sex kinky, didn't they?

[justlurkinghere]

"Not unless they are prom queens," Derek muttered, unbuttoning Stiles' jeans, but leaving it there.

[robinonadderall]

"Don't think many prom queens hire hookers," he said, reaching up to tug at Derek's hair.