Normal (Mostly) Mansion | Saturday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had come back to town to get Puppy Joe snuggles and to take blatant advantage of the bigger TV. Netflix had put one of his favorite childhood cartoons into rotation and it needed to be viewed on the big screen. So he decided to spend (Derek's) money on an overnight trip to Fandom and was now hogging the couch reading one of Derek's wedding magazines while the cartoon played in the background. He was also slowly eating everything that Derek and Mike had put in the fridge.

It was like Christmas for Puppy Joe since Stiles was a messy eater so he got to eat everything that was dropped on the floor.

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[justlurkinghere]

"If the shade is wrong it looks bad."

DEREK WOULD BE BRIDEZILLA.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh yeah, of course. That'd be terrible," he said, rolling his eyes. Derek was gonna be a psycho about this whole thing.

[justlurkinghere]

"You'd go in board shorts and a t-shirt if you had it your way, so your opinion doesn't count."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not allowed to wear a t-shirt?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"Not to the wedding you're not."

[robinonadderall]

"What about sneakers?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed. "What kind of sneakers?"

[robinonadderall]

"Converse," he said. "Clean ones."

[justlurkinghere]

"So, I should look on Pinterest for hipster wedding ideas?" Derek teased.

[robinonadderall]

"Like you haven't already done that," Stiles said. "I bet there's an order of burlap coming to the house already."

[justlurkinghere]

"And mason jars," Derek shot back. "Maybe I should send out out invites with packets of flower seeds too."

THANKS, PINTEREST.

[robinonadderall]

"If that is what makes you happy, future husband of mine," Stiles said, moving his legs and patting the couch. "Come on."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes, but took the offered seat. "You just planning to show up and look pretty for me?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," he said. "You can handle the planning stuff. I'll just be there for support."

[justlurkinghere]

"Well, you let me know if you change your mind in three years," Derek replied. "Or if eloping turns out to be the best option."

After near death experience number 186.

[robinonadderall]

"You don't want to elope," he said, putting his legs in Derek's lap. "You want the whole wedding thing."

[justlurkinghere]

"I want the whole wedding thing," Derek agreed, putting his hands on Stiles' legs. "Do you?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah," he said with a nod. "Yeah, of course I do."

[justlurkinghere]

"And not just because I promised to wear something under my tux?"

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "No, but that is a perk."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek grinned before leaning over to give him a kiss. "You're just lucky to miss out on trying to find a venue."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles happily returned the kiss. "Finding a place can't possibly be that hard."

[justlurkinghere]

You're adorable, Stiles.

"I've already been shut out on three places for a booking if we want a summer wedding." A beat. "And a fourth because I think the woman running the place was a harpy."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles was doing his very best not to laugh. Derek's bridezilla tendencies were adorable. His opinion on this might change in the next three years.

"A harpy, Derek, really?"

[justlurkinghere]

When Derek started freaking out over the table arrangements, yes.

"A literal harpy."