Normal (Mostly) Mansion | Saturday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had come back to town to get Puppy Joe snuggles and to take blatant advantage of the bigger TV. Netflix had put one of his favorite childhood cartoons into rotation and it needed to be viewed on the big screen. So he decided to spend (Derek's) money on an overnight trip to Fandom and was now hogging the couch reading one of Derek's wedding magazines while the cartoon played in the background. He was also slowly eating everything that Derek and Mike had put in the fridge.

It was like Christmas for Puppy Joe since Stiles was a messy eater so he got to eat everything that was dropped on the floor.

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[justlurkinghere]

"You can," he replied, shamelessly nuzzling at Stiles' throat as he worked his finger into him.

[robinonadderall]

"More," he said quietly. See, he was trying to be quiet. "Please."

[justlurkinghere]

He was so quiet that Derek let go of his wrists as a reward. "I need the lube," Derek said, teasing him with another finger brushing against where he was inside Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles reached up above him to try to grab the bottle that was usually up near the headboard. "I suppose I can help with that."

[justlurkinghere]

"So kind of you," Derek replied, taking the bottle. He was even being nice enough to warm it up on his fingers before pressing them back into Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"Fuck," he murmured, curling his fingers into the sheets. "Keep--keep doing that."

[justlurkinghere]

"Roll over?" he asked, curling his fingers in a way that wouldn't help at all.

[robinonadderall]

Well there was another moan! So rude, Derek. You weren't making this easy on him. "You're such a jerk."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek just grinned, reaching up to cover Stiles' mouth like that would help. It would not help. "C'mon. I want to eat you out."

Also helpful, that.

[robinonadderall]

So helpful!

Stiles playfully bit at Derek's hand before rolling over and getting up on his hands and knees. Yeah this was probably going to get loud.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek growled at the bite, but he made it seem like a pleased sound. Because they had their strange love of biting.

"You can grab the gag if you don't think you can keep quiet," Derek added. He ran his hands over the curve of Stiles' ass before spreading him open for a lick.

[robinonadderall]

"I can wait." Although he almost changed his mind when he felt Derek lick at him. Derek was trying to kill him before the wedding, that had to be it.

[justlurkinghere]

That was just asking for Derek to try harder, Stiles.

He smiled as he licked into him harder, rubbing stubble against the soft skin there. "One day I'm going to make you come from just this."

That was the real pre-wedding murder plan.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles pulled at the sheets some more, exhaling slowly. "Y-You're on your way to doing it now."

[justlurkinghere]

"Close?" Derek asked, pressing his fingers back into Stiles as he kissed the small of his back.

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah," he breathed, jerking his hips back towards Derek. "Thought I was supposed to be fucking you though. Not that I'm complaining."

[justlurkinghere]

That was right. Derek whined, sounding disgruntled. "Next time you're coming for a visit, I'm just getting the plug ready so we can get right to that."

Another reason to always text ahead.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed. "There might be a chance we visit each other without sex."

Yeaaaaaaah.

[justlurkinghere]

"Stiles, we couldn't even keep our hands off each other in your dad's house."

Really, everyone should ban them from visiting.

[robinonadderall]

"I blame you."

[justlurkinghere]

"Me?" Derek replied, sounding oh so offended as he rolled Stiles onto his back. Because manhandling didn't prove anything Stiles said was true.

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," Stiles said, smiling as he was manhandled onto his back. "All you."

[justlurkinghere]

"You started it with your survey," Derek insisted. He looked down at Stiles' body, just enjoying the view for the moment as he idly grabbed the bottle of lube.

[robinonadderall]

"Sure I did," he huffed. He spread his legs some, making the view better for Derek. "Come on."

[justlurkinghere]

"If you hadn't, wouldn't have had to look up half the things on the list," Derek replied, pulling Stiles' hips up onto his lap. "And I wouldn't have wanted to try them all."