Beacon Hills | Monday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Stiles was super glad his dad was working night shift tonight because he did not know how much longer he could take the father-son bonding. And it was the sheriff and Derek doing the bonding. Stiles was just sitting to the side watching in horror at his boyfriend and his dad chatting amicably. Shouldn't there be more glaring going on?

"We're not taking him to breakfast tomorrow," Stiles said, peeking out the window to make sure his dad was actually leaving.

[For Derek!]

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[justlurkinghere]

"It's a Hale thing." They were really intense, okay?

[robinonadderall]

"You're not scary."

[justlurkinghere]

"Not anymore."

He was totally scary once.

[robinonadderall]

"Nah I was never scared of you," he lied. Totally lied.

[justlurkinghere]

So many lies!

"Never?"

[robinonadderall]

"Nope."

[justlurkinghere]

"Not even when I snuck up on you and Scott?" he asked, sniffing at Stiles' neck.

[robinonadderall]

"Nope," he said again. "I was more turned on than anything."

[justlurkinghere]

Well, that got Derek to laugh. "You were not."

[robinonadderall]

"Totally was," Stiles said. "Wanted to jump you then and there."

[justlurkinghere]

"So, all that time I should have been worried for my safety?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," he said, kissing Derek again. "You were in danger the whole time."

[justlurkinghere]

"Any minute I could have been attacked by a sex crazed teenager," Derek teased, tugging him over toward the couch.

[robinonadderall]

"And you had no idea," Stiles said, following Derek. "How do you feel about that?"

[justlurkinghere]

"A little impressed," Derek admitted. "You hid it well."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm good like that," he said, sitting down on the couch.

[justlurkinghere]

And Derek was forced to join him there, invading Stiles' personal space the whole time. "What was your plan then?"

[robinonadderall]

"Seduce you, get you to be my boyfriend," he said. "And it worked."

[justlurkinghere]

"I was so seduced," Derek replied in a deadpan.

[robinonadderall]

"You're my boyfriend, aren't you?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Slowly regretting that choice," he teased, pushing Stiles back to kiss him.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled, leaning back against the couch and pulling Derek along with him. Thank god his dad wasn't going to be here for hours.

[justlurkinghere]

This was clearly the sort of behavior they'd missed out on with their strange teenage years.

Derek ran his hands up Stiles' sides playfully, keeping things over the clothes. Because he didn't actually want to get shot for defiling Sheriff Stilinski's couch.

[robinonadderall]

Aww yeah making out at the parent's house. Total rebels.

Stiles looped his arms around Derek's neck, enjoying kissing for the moment.

[justlurkinghere]

Next they'd be staying out after curfew and necking at the movie theater.

"This is really weird," Derek muttered, turning his attention to pressing light kisses against Stiles' neck. Since biting would probably make things awkward later.