Beacon Hills | Monday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Stiles was super glad his dad was working night shift tonight because he did not know how much longer he could take the father-son bonding. And it was the sheriff and Derek doing the bonding. Stiles was just sitting to the side watching in horror at his boyfriend and his dad chatting amicably. Shouldn't there be more glaring going on?

"We're not taking him to breakfast tomorrow," Stiles said, peeking out the window to make sure his dad was actually leaving.

[For Derek!]

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[robinonadderall]

"I'm still a teenager," he pointed out. "And my fantasies were mainly getting to make out anywhere, with anybody. 'Cause I was pretty much convinced I'd be a virgin forever."

[justlurkinghere]

"Not for too much longer," Derek replied. "I'm pretty sure we've managed to obliterate any sense of virginity, though. If that helps."

[robinonadderall]

"True," he said with a smile. "You've thoroughly corrupted me."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm terrible like that," he said, nipping at Stiles' jawline.

[robinonadderall]

"You are," he confirmed with a nod. "And I think it's so cute you don't want to defile my dad's couch."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm trying to be redpectful!"

[robinonadderall]

"And I find it very cute."

[justlurkinghere]

"I don't think you'd be so eager to fool around if it was my family's place." Because it was a burned out pit.

Also, his family probably would mock them. Thanks Cora.

[robinonadderall]

He chuckled. "You were the one that started kissing me."

[justlurkinghere]

"I kissed you because you were being ridiculous."

Which explained so much about their relationship.

[robinonadderall]

"Well I can't help that's your weakness."

[justlurkinghere]

"You'd never exploit it," Derek agreed.

[robinonadderall]

"Never," he said, leaning in to kiss Derek again.

[justlurkinghere]

"Still not having sex on your dad's couch," Derek mumbled into the kiss.

[robinonadderall]

"I said nothing about sex," he said. "When did I mention sex?"

[justlurkinghere]

"You weren't thinking it at all?"

[robinonadderall]

"Unlike you I'm not constantly horny." Riiiight.

[justlurkinghere]

"An innocent victim of my libido, huh?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yep," he sighed. "It's so hard being me."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll give you hard." A beat. "That didn't come out right."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed. "Oh I think it came out right."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was forced to flick him on the back of the head for that. Forced.

[robinonadderall]

"Hey!" Stiles protested. "That's rude."

[justlurkinghere]

"Learned it from watching you."

[robinonadderall]

"You're so funny," he said with a roll of his eyes. "Want to head upstairs? Or is fooling around in my childhood home weird for you?"