Beacon Hills | Monday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Stiles was super glad his dad was working night shift tonight because he did not know how much longer he could take the father-son bonding. And it was the sheriff and Derek doing the bonding. Stiles was just sitting to the side watching in horror at his boyfriend and his dad chatting amicably. Shouldn't there be more glaring going on?

"We're not taking him to breakfast tomorrow," Stiles said, peeking out the window to make sure his dad was actually leaving.

[For Derek!]

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[justlurkinghere]

That's what happens when you went from a king back to a twin, Stiles. Or was it a double? Either way, it was small.

Derek smirked as he pulled back to let Stiles up. "I hope you have supplies up there."

How did they survive without their hidden lube stashes?

[robinonadderall]

It was a double! A very small double.

They were so gonna fall off.

"Of course I have supplies," he said. "Though I bought them for using them on myself."

[justlurkinghere]

"Poor Stiles and his right hand," Derek teased, tugging on Stiles' arm to pull him up as he stood.

[robinonadderall]

"Sometimes I alternate hands," he said, standing up.

[justlurkinghere]

"How's that working for you?"

[robinonadderall]

"Would rather have you helping me out."

[justlurkinghere]

"Smooth," Derek replied, tugging on Stiles' arm one more time before letting go to make his way to Stiles' bedroom.

[robinonadderall]

"It's working isn't it?" he asked smugly.

[justlurkinghere]

"We'll see if the bedroom is a turn off!"

[robinonadderall]

Well he got rid of the snowboarder, Derek, so there. "Oh yeah like your room is some sort of sex cave."

It didn't help they had to keep buying cheap Ikea headboards.

[justlurkinghere]

But that snowboarder was so hot!

"What can I say?" Derek replied, sniffing once he was in the room. "My boyfriend is easy."

[robinonadderall]

"Does my room stink?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"It smells like you. A lot of you."

Especially by the computer.

[robinonadderall]

"Is that good or bad?"

[justlurkinghere]

"It's your room. It should smell like you," Derek replied with a shrug. "Add in teenage boy habits..."

Now he was just being mean.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh so you definitely love the smell then." You pervert, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"You figured me out."

Derek took a step back, facing Stiles as he moved toward the bed.

[robinonadderall]

"So we're going to defile my childhood bedroom," he said. "Any specific plans on how to do that?"

[justlurkinghere]

"You really know how to ruin the mood," Derek teased.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh so you want to go downstairs and watch TV then?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Oh no. Defilement. That's the plan."

He was trying really hard not to laugh here.

[robinonadderall]

"Good," Stiles said, flopping down on the bed. "Defile away."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll try my best," Derek replied, pulling off his shirt.

Seductively. Rrawr.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled, enjoying the view. "Strip tease?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I can't defile you with my clothes on." He totally could, but reasons.

He eyed Stiles and his still being dress at that.