Le Mansion du non Creepy : Friday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Since Stiles' birthday was on a Wednesday this year he had a stupid thing called school and an exam getting in the way of actually celebrating on the 8th. He apparently couldn't not celebrate it (per Derek) so he came down to the island to birthday it up early. And then next weekend he'd go to Beacon Hills to birthday it up late. It was difficult being him.

He had a few vague (and not so vague) plans in mind to celebrate but right now he was content with laying on the couch. They had all weekend after all.

[For Derek!]

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[justlurkinghere]

"I like it better dirty."

Everyone knew that.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm shocked." He was not. "Food first or surprises first?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Can you wait that long?" Derek asked, setting the bag down to shuck his jacket.

[robinonadderall]

"Can you?" That was the real question here.

[justlurkinghere]

No.

"Yes."

[robinonadderall]

"Okay then," he said. "Lets eat."

Why did they do this to themselves?

[justlurkinghere]

Because they were masochists.

Derek narrowed his eyes at Stiles before taking a seat and passing the ungodly amount of eggrolls over to him. "Shouldn't I be surprising you for your birthday? "

[robinonadderall]

"Were you planning to?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"I planned to surprise you at school," he replied, digging into his own meal. "But you ended up having tests."

[robinonadderall]

"Aww that would have been cute," he said, shifting very carefully to grab at some crab rangoons. "I would have been very impressed."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was going to keep an eye on that. Oh yes. "Impressed enough to not be mad that I didn't call?"

[robinonadderall]

"I'd forgive it that one time," Stiles said. "Because it was my birthday."

[justlurkinghere]

"Even if I blew you in public?"

Rude, Derek.

[robinonadderall]

"You have an obsession with that."

[justlurkinghere]

"Do not." So did.

[robinonadderall]

"Do too," he said. "I think it's your ultimate fantasy."

[justlurkinghere]

"I thought that involved lumberjacks."

[robinonadderall]

"Oh I see how it is," he said, leaning back against the pillows. Which was kind of a mistake because it shifted...things.

[justlurkinghere]

And look where Derek's attention went! "Do you?" He asked, leaning in toward Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"Ye-es," he stuttered. He was just going to stay perfectly still now.

[justlurkinghere]

"Could you pass me an eggroll?"

[robinonadderall]

"Why can't you get it?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm comfortable." Aren't you, Stiles?

[robinonadderall]

No, he was not.

He sighed, moving to grab the bag of eggrolls to toss at Derek. Just ignore the little whining noise.

[justlurkinghere]

"Something wrong?" Derek asked. He looked oh so innocent there. "You pull a muscle?"