No longer ghost-filled mansion | Sunday afternoon

[robinonadderall]

So the ghost thing was....a thing. A truly disturbing thing that he never wanted to deal with again. Sure, it hadn't caused as quite as much destruction as the nogitsune had but it still had freaked Stiles out and made him feel gross afterwards. And he hadn't even been the one possessed.

He had to go back to school tomorrow 'cause finals started on Monday but he was taking as much time as he could today to make sure Derek was okay. It involved a lot of clinging.

[For Derek!]

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[robinonadderall]

"Don't have to worry about that if I don't make it through the semester," Stiles said. "Finals might kill me."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're too smart for that," Derek replied. Like the giant sap he was.

[robinonadderall]

"Can't I be dramatic for a minute?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek snorted before trying to nod seriously. "Go ahead. Tell me about the tasteful funeral arrangements."

[robinonadderall]

"Just throw my ashes at sea," he said solemnly.

[justlurkinghere]

"Can I cry as I do it?"

[robinonadderall]

"I'd be insulted if you didn't cry."

[justlurkinghere]

"John Wayne tears or weeping?"

[robinonadderall]

"We both know you'd be weeping," he said. "Ugly crying."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek nodded in agreement. "I don't know if I can be ugly."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled his eyes. "So arrogant."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll stop shaving in my grief," Derek promised him instead.

[robinonadderall]

"That'd be pretty sexy," Stiles said. "Too bad I'll be dead and can't enjoy it."

[justlurkinghere]

"A reason to survive finals, huh?"

[robinonadderall]

"Would you grow a mountain man beard for me?" he asked

[justlurkinghere]

"I do have all your flannels to complete the look," Derek replied, leaning in for a kiss.

[robinonadderall]

"You couldn't fit in my flannel," he said before kissing him again.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'd be a sexy mountain man," Derek replied, rolling them so he was on top of Stiles. "It adds to the look."

[robinonadderall]

He laughed. "You gonna roleplay as a lumberjack? Make a lot of wood innuendos?"

[justlurkinghere]

"If it'll keep you alive through your finals," Derek replied seriously.

[robinonadderall]

"I think that might be more funny than sexy," Stiles admitted. "I'm sorry."

[justlurkinghere]

"You don't want me to offer to deal with your wood?"

Oh god, Derek. Just stop.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh my god!" he said, laughing. "No, don't. It's too ridiculous."

[justlurkinghere]

"I could be going down. You yelling timber," Derek continued, muffling his own snickers against Stiles' chest.

And who didn't want some Ke$ha in the bedroom?

[robinonadderall]

That just made Stiles crack up even more, squirming against Derek 'cause he was unable to not use his whole body when he laughed.