Totes Normal Mansion | Thursday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles really hated the bed in the spare room. Which was sad because it was supposed to be his bed in his room. Ugh. Well he and Derek had a nice...two week streak where they didn't fight. Was that a record?

He attempted to talk yesterday and it failed spectacularly so as far as Stiles was concerned it was Derek's turn to make up. Whenever he felt like it. Stiles, however, would be holing himself up in his room, going over student loan stuff again.

This shit was so confusing.

[For the people in the house and visitors of course. Work SP applies]

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[justlurkinghere]

"I thought it was clever." HE WOULD.

[robinonadderall]

"It was lame." So very lame.

[justlurkinghere]

"You're lame," Derek and his sparkling wit countered.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled his eyes, smiling as he did so. "Nice comeback."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek gave him a quick kiss before ducking away to steal a pair of Stiles' pants.

"I went to that sex store in town."

[robinonadderall]

"Well you said you were going to buy more lube." They needed it badly. Because they had a problem.

[justlurkinghere]

"Standing order now." So thoughtful.

[robinonadderall]

"Well that's your credit card bill, not mine," he said. "My dad would have a heart attack if he saw that purchase on my bill."

Not that he had a credit card.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes. "The woman there suggested you go next time to see if you like anything."

No, she suggested they shop as a couple.

[robinonadderall]

He lifted his eyebrows. "You talked to a saleswoman in there?"

[justlurkinghere]

"She was knowledgeable about the lube."

Yes. That was normal.

[robinonadderall]

"I thought you'd be an expert by now."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes, giving Stiles' shoulder a gentle shove. "I got. That thing I mentioned."

What thing, Derek?

[robinonadderall]

"The thing?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"The thing," Derek repeated, hoping more inflection would work.

[robinonadderall]

"The...oh." Now he got it. "Oh."

[justlurkinghere]

Finally, Derek's flagrant abuse of italics paid off.

"Yeah." And he looked embarrassed by this. Because wandering around naked didn't do that to him, but some butt stuff did.

[robinonadderall]

"Did you--" He cleared his throat. "Did you try it out?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Yes." So, so awkward. "It wasn't as uncomfortable as I thought it might be."

[robinonadderall]

"When do I get to see it?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"We could try another date."

Yeah, sit through dinner knowing what was happening in Derek's pants.

[robinonadderall]

"You still want to go on a date with me?" Even after all the fighting?

[justlurkinghere]

Well, yes. "Do you?"

[robinonadderall]

"Sure," he said with a shrug. "I just didn't know if you'd want to. With, you know, the fighting."

[justlurkinghere]

"We're always fighting about something."

So healthy. So, so healthy.