Totes Normal Mansion | Thursday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles really hated the bed in the spare room. Which was sad because it was supposed to be his bed in his room. Ugh. Well he and Derek had a nice...two week streak where they didn't fight. Was that a record?

He attempted to talk yesterday and it failed spectacularly so as far as Stiles was concerned it was Derek's turn to make up. Whenever he felt like it. Stiles, however, would be holing himself up in his room, going over student loan stuff again.

This shit was so confusing.

[For the people in the house and visitors of course. Work SP applies]

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[robinonadderall]

"You know if you wear that plug on the date I could fuck you in the car." He was just saying.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek inhaled sharply at that. "You could."

And that would be a-okay with a certain someone.

[robinonadderall]

"I could," he said. "And then I could fuck you again back at the house."

[justlurkinghere]

"You could do that too," Derek replied, hooking his fingers into Stiles' shirt for no reason at all.

[robinonadderall]

"That'll be fun," he said. "Should probably take the jeep, it's roomier."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're picking the place then." And it better be fancy. Denny's fancy.

[robinonadderall]

"It's not going to be any place fancy," Stiles warned him. "They don't give you enough food."

[justlurkinghere]

"More food would be good," Derek agreed, pulling him toward the bed with a kiss.

[robinonadderall]

"Of course you'd agree to that," Stiles said, moving along easily. "You're a bottomless pit when it comes to food."

[justlurkinghere]

"And you're not?"

[robinonadderall]

"Nope," he said, pushing at Derek's shoulders until he was on his back. So Stiles could straddle him.

[justlurkinghere]

Well, if that was what he wanted to do...

Derek went easily, hands going to Stiles' hips to keep him steady. "You're lying."

[robinonadderall]

"Am not." Stiles slid his hands up Derek's chest, smiling a little. "Gonna get another tattoo."

[justlurkinghere]

"You thought about it?"

[robinonadderall]

He nodded. "Yeah. Might get it this weekend."

He just needed to confirm with Lydia about fifty more times to make sure he hadn't gotten the French wrong for it.

[justlurkinghere]

That was probably a good idea, yes. No one wanted another coup de foutre incident, after all.

Derek pulled him down for another kiss. "Don't get it on your ass."

So romantic. So, so romantic.

[robinonadderall]

"No, definitely not doing that," he said. "I about cried getting the one on my hip. The only reason I didn't pass out was because I didn't want Jim to make fun of me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Want me to be there," Derek asked, tapping his fingers on Stiles' hips to remind him of the magic pain sucking power.

[robinonadderall]

"If you want," Stiles said. "It won't be a very dignified outing though."

[justlurkinghere]

"Because when I think of my time with you, I think of dignity."

[robinonadderall]

"Well it's your own fault for not dating somebody classier."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek snorted, dipping his hands under Stiles' shirt to touch the skin on his sides. "Yeah, that's who I want there."

[robinonadderall]

"You're right, somebody with more class probably couldn't keep up with your sex drive," he said, smiling.

[justlurkinghere]

"Mine?" Derek asked, giving into the urge to roll them so he could press Stiles into the mattress and inhale against his neck.

Creeper.

"Yours is worse."

[robinonadderall]

"How is mine worse?" he asked, tilting his neck up towards Derek.