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Semi-Creepy Mansion | Monday Morning

The pizza had been eaten, there might have been a child or two traumatized by Stiles' choice in movies but at least there hadn't been any injuries despite the fact it was a bunch of children inside the creeper mansion. All in all it was a pretty successful sleepover for one that Stiles was half-responsible for.

Sadly now there was a bunch of adults and one teenager to deal with a morning after. Surely this won't be awkward. Or painful. Derek was involved so it might end up being painful.

[For those that slept over! And anyone else around too as well]
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newroutines: ([neu] Down to business.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, you have my gratitude, at least," Mike shrugged. "I'll... buy you coffee sometime or something, for not leaving me alone with a bunch of kids."
robinonadderall: ([pos] talk talk)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's not a problem," Stiles said with a wave of his hand. "I usually end up doing that sort of stuff, no idea why."

Because you were a mom, Stiles. That was why.

"Besides, the kid versions of these guys are a lot easier to deal with than the adult ones."
newroutines: ([pos] Heh.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"That may be true. Especially with Derek. He was kind of sweet. If whiny. He also thought you were cooler than me."

Mike thought Stiles might appreciate knowing that. Somehow.
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ha! Awesome!" Stiles said, lifting his arms up like he won some sort of victory. "I'm totally going to hold that over his head. It'll be worth the pain of Derek slamming my face into a door or whatever other flat surface I'm near at the time."
newroutines: ([neu] How is that supposed to work?)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Mike was not going to stop looking weirded out that Stiles talked about that so casually any time soon, nope.

"That's one... interesting relationship you two got going on there."
robinonadderall: ([pos] sheyah right)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't know the half of it," Stiles said. "He actually doesn't know the half of it either 'cause he's actually the second Derek I know and the other one is way more annoying than he is."
newroutines: ([neu] No you got it wrong.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"... What?"

Yeah, that was all he had. Because two Dereks.
robinonadderall: ([pos] uhhhh)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh right, you're normal." Silly him, he forgot. "Yeah, there's different timelines going on here? I'm from this Derek's future. I knew him back home but he hasn't met me yet. His version of me, I mean."

Wait. Was that right? He was confusing himself.
newroutines: ([neu] Oh I see.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
And he'd lost Mike somewhere near the beginning.

"Can I just maybe consider trying to understand that some other day?" he wondered, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "Is this entire town some kind of a... a science fiction experiment or somethinG?"
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think it's like a nexus of weird, but I already come from a weird place so it doesn't really faze me much," he said with a shrug. "I can see how it would be a lot to take in for you though."
newroutines: ([neu] Oh I see.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Mike shrugged and held up his hands. "I thought I knew weird." He'd worked for Dallas for six years. But maybe Dallas really was just eccentric. "Guess not."
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'll get used to it," Stiles assured him. "At least this time you got to be a bystander rather than part of the action. Nice way to ease yourself in."
newroutines: ([pos adam] Chilling.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"I wouldn't go that far," Mike said, sounding somewhat amused. Although it was a little wry. Okay, a lot. "But I don't feel like my brain is leaking out my ears?"

Much.
robinonadderall: ([pos] sweet)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well then you might survive this place after all," Stiles said, laughing. "At least the weird stuff is more funny than traumatizing more often than not."
newroutines: ([pos] Good stuff.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"I hope you're right," Mike said, sincerely. "Because I'd hate to have to hightail it immediately when I just got a house and everything."

Even if it was this house.
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"That would be a waste of time and money," he said. "And it would give Derek too much joy if you left and we can't let that happen."
newroutines: ([pos] Heh.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"He might even crack a smile," Mike guessed. "And I have a feeling that would be terrifying."

Oh he had no idea.
robinonadderall: ([pos] no u listen to me)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh god, don't ever let Derek smile in front of you," Stiles warned him. "It's horrifying."
newroutines: ([neu] Definitely listening.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll keep that in mind." He could totally imagine it, actually. "I think I'm safe from that, though. I don't seem to be evoking much happiness in the guy, and I'm not even really looking to."
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-10-22 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you think I evoke happiness in Derek?" Stiles asked. "Oh no no no, he smiles to scare me."
newroutines: ([neu] Oh I see.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2012-10-22 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's weird." And that was completely obvious, Mike. "I have the weirdest squatter in existence, lucky me."
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