Voicemail

[robinonadderall]

Hey this is Stiles. I'm not here right now, obviously. I'm probably off, I don't know, playing video games, at lacrosse practice or maybe I'm in class totally paying attention and dutifully taking notes. But most likely I'm running for my life in the woods, screaming for someone to help me.

Anyway, leave a message and if I don't die I'll get back to you. See ya!

Comments

[justlurkinghere]

You're afraid of me. That's the best you had.

The text didnt mean he wasn't still pissed at you, Stiles. Just that he had no one else to bitch to about this.

[robinonadderall]

Ugh.

don't know what ur talking about and i dont care. go away.

Okay, he was curious what this was all about but bitchery outranked curiosity in this case.

[justlurkinghere]

Already forgot getting me arrested for murder?

Stiles, he is disappointed. And doesn't realize how many more times this will happen to him for being such a creeper.

[robinonadderall]

Oh right. Well. Stiles refused to feel guilty about that, it was Derek's fault for being uncommunicative.

dude there was a dead body buried on ur property. what innocent person does that instead of calling the cops?

Which was quickly followed by another text.

srsly stop talking to me ~~we have nothing to say to each other~~ remember

[justlurkinghere]

SHUT UP ABOUT HIS LIFE CHOICES, STILES.

I'm not talking to you. I'm calling you an idiot.

That text was followed not too quickly by: If I had been a killer you would be dead.

Deeeeaaaaad.

[robinonadderall]

ur not very threatening via text jsyk

Also he was wrong. Peter was a killer and he never tried to kill Stiles. Unless one could be killed by inappropriate come ons.

[justlurkinghere]

With Peter that was actually possible.

How about I threaten you in person then?

Derek, that also sounded like an unfortunate come on.

[robinonadderall]

Must run in the family!

you'd have to find me first. classroom doesnt count, im under the pony's protection

[justlurkinghere]

Only one of them was on purpose!

Like it's hard to hunt you down.

You smelled like desperation and Cheetos.

[robinonadderall]

dude ive been avoiding u for the last 3 weeks and if u hadnt decided to be the worlds creepiest teacher i wouldnt have seen u at all.

So there, Derek. So there.

[justlurkinghere]

Because I've been looking for you all this time. So much.

Sarcasm wasn't as effective via text message.

[robinonadderall]

ur the one that talked first so obviously u missed me

[justlurkinghere]

No I don't.

He just cried himself to sleep at night without your gentle touch. THE BEAST TO YOUR GAWKY BEAUTY.

[robinonadderall]

HE MISSED THE CUDDLING, DON'T LIE.

yes u do. missed me soooooooooooooooo much.

This is what you get for reestablishing contact with him, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

Ugh, this was a horrible idea.

Stop being a moron.

Stop the sky from being blue as well.

[robinonadderall]

u first.

Because you were a moron, Derek. The fact that Stiles figured out your oh-so-subtle wolfsbane barrier on your sister's grave after knowing about werewolves for about a week should have proven that.

did u srsly text me just to bitch?

[justlurkinghere]

It was a special thing, Stiles! SPECIAL.

No. That was totally a yes. You're an idiot.

[robinonadderall]

that's derek for 'i love u' i know it

He still planned on avoiding Derek in person so he felt like he could say that without getting smacked in return.

[bitten_notshy]

Stiles, it's Jack. Can you come to Devil's Nest? Derek got himself shot and is being an idiot and staying in Beacon Hills, so --- just come by and see me, all right?

[justlurkinghere]

keep jack on island

This text is brought to you by Derek's issues. And only being able to use one hand. Aww, and he smeared blood on his phone! Gross!

[robinonadderall]

yeah i got this, he'll stay here. don't puke in my jeep

Even if it wasn't technically his. He was protective over his baby in all forms. It's bad enough it was gonna get alpha'd and kanima'd.

[justlurkinghere]

I hSte you

That was followed shortly by: gate and then ducking autocorrect

He really couldn't win.

[robinonadderall]

i'm sorry derek what was that?

This was mean but he couldn't resist.

[justlurkinghere]

typing with one hand moron

Punctuation and capitalization fell to the wayside in this.

[robinonadderall]

ew man that makes it sound like youre jerking off

do u even jerk off?

He was distracting you from your pain, Derek!