Voicemail

[robinonadderall]

Hey this is Stiles. I'm not here right now, obviously. I'm probably off, I don't know, playing video games, at lacrosse practice or maybe I'm in class totally paying attention and dutifully taking notes. But most likely I'm running for my life in the woods, screaming for someone to help me.

Anyway, leave a message and if I don't die I'll get back to you. See ya!

Comments

[justlurkinghere]

WITH RAGE, STILES.

youre mocking me im dying and yuore mocking me

[robinonadderall]

oh like u wouldn't do the same thing to me. i can't believe ur texting me now, u do realize ur probably freaking the other me out rn

Because the other Stiles probably didn't think Derek had any friends to text.

[justlurkinghere]

shut up

There was a nice, long pause before he added: i lik ethis one better hes scared of me

True story.

[robinonadderall]

well he's never seen u as a cute bunny teethed little boy. and teenager. and seeing u sleep also takes some scariness away

They really knew too much about each other.

[justlurkinghere]

hate you

WITH ALL THE LOVE IN HIS HEART.

[robinonadderall]

love u too der-bear feel better. and srsly don't puke in my car

[bitten_notshy]

derek climbed out a window to get to the club. is fine, will send him home with burgers in a bit. p.s., KEEP WATCHING HIM.

[dollpocalypse]

How did Topher have Stiles' number? Who knew?

Did it maybe involve him being a flailier, drunker version of Danny? Yes. That was the answer.

HI doyou want a feather boa answer fast before theyre gone

There was even a picture attached!

[throughaphase]

IF YOU HAVE PICTURES OF DEREK HUGGING EVERYTHING I NEED THEM IMMEDIATELY.

Hi, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

HAPPY TO PROVIDE THEM

And provide him he did. One of Derek cuddling Stiles when they were standing up and a couple more from after Derek tackled him to the ground. God help them both if Sheriff Stilinski found those.

Crazy Phone Day

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

would you stop texting me makeout pictures? who takes pictures of themselves making out, anyway? ffs

This text had been meant for April's boyfriends back in Pawnee, not the large number of people in Fandom it made it to. Oops.

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[robinonadderall]

[[To here, I say an hour later ]]

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[whenshewasnice]

It was a great morning when you tried to call your mom and just called several other people instead.

"Did I leave my sunglasses over there? Purple ones. Can't find them anywhere. Get back to me if they turn up." She sighed, and her tone turned softer. "Anyway. Je t'aime. Bye."

[mummyspromdate.livejournal.com]

[From here (http://mummyspromdate.livejournal.com/659.html?thread=12179#t12179)!]

"Well, uh, I don't really know you or anything, but if you really want to go out, I mean, that could be fun, I guess? Um. Oh, god, how do I erase this?"

Crazy Phone Day

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

[From here] (http://allie-vamp.livejournal.com/649.html?thread=30089#t30089)

"A thousand year old vampire offered to teach me about sex. I turned him down. What makes you think I'd do it with you?"

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[robinonadderall]

Went here!. But you knew that.

[robinonadderall]

Went here!

Crazy Phone Day

[lockestheway]

No one's going to place any nuclear missiles on Panama because they're already there.

Peter was going to be really mad when he found out none of his messages went to the informants he needed them to go to.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"I don't think that hugging leads to death, but I still don't think people should be doing it in public where other people can see it! It's not proper!"

[OOC: From here (http://rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com/765.html?thread=225789#t225789)...]

Crazy phone day

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

[from here (http://blondecanary.livejournal.com/637.html?thread=4037245#t4037245)]

Dinah was confused and a little annoyed at Emma, so her voice was sharper than usual here.

"Okay, one, I know you know I'm not a virgin. Two, I've never needed anybody's pity. I'm just not into one-night stands, for crying out loud. I at least like to be friends with the people I'm having sex with. And three, what is your problem? Or should I even ask?"

[justlurkinghere]

There is a man in a cape in the bar.

Congrats, on being the recipient of this text.

[robinonadderall]

maybe hes a superhero. or frank constanza's lawyer.

Stiles may have been three when Seinfeld ended but he had watched enough reruns to make references.

[justlurkinghere]

Who?

STOP CONFUSING HIM, STILES.

[robinonadderall]

u need to watch more tv seriously. do u even use netflix when im not there?

[justlurkinghere]

There was a long pause before he responded with, You set up all the things in the queue.

So, no.