Nameless House in Maryland | Saturday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had somehow managed to survive four years of college without flunking out and without being killed by some supernatural being. The former was surprising to him; the latter to everyone else. The ceremony was done, his father was safely on a plane home and the only thing left was existential dread of entering the workforce.

Well. Derek and the dog were in the house too.

[For the guy and super SP. Holy hell it's been four years since he graduated]

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[robinonadderall]

"I choose to think Cora does it out of love," he said, settling against Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"She threatens me too if that helps."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles chuckled. "Yeah it kind of does make me feel better, actually."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek pressed a kiss to the back of his neck for that. "I think she likes the dog more than the both of us."

[robinonadderall]

"I don't blame her," he said, baring more of his neck to Derek. "He's pretty cute."

[justlurkinghere]

"Just as long as she doesn't try kidnapping him," he muttered quietly, taking full advantage of Stiles' offering and the newly emptied house with a bite.

[robinonadderall]

"Gotta start looking for jobs," he murmured, closing his eyes. "Soon."

Not necessarily now, however.

[justlurkinghere]

"You'll find one you like," Derek assured him quietly, working slowly on sucking a bruise high up on Stiles' neck now that he was allowed to again.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "Thank you for not doing this while my dad was here."

[justlurkinghere]

"You'd kill me if I gave your dad a heart attack," Derek pointed out.

[robinonadderall]

"That's very true," he said. "Though I'm pretty sure all he'd do is tease us until you die of embarrassment."

[justlurkinghere]

"Which is worse." And probably a glimpse into how Stiles would traumatize future kids.

[robinonadderall]

"Gotta admit that'd be hard to put on a death certificate," he joked.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek groaned, hiding his face against Stiles' neck.

"You are way too much like your dad."

[robinonadderall]

"Thank you," Stiles said, reaching back to tug on Derek's hair playfully.

[justlurkinghere]

He huffed, tilting his head and shifting closer. You know. In case Stiles wanted to do that again.

"Feeling better?'

[robinonadderall]

Stiles took the hint and just left his hand in Derek's hair so he could run his fingers through it. "A little. It's just weird."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're going to do great. Just don't shoot yourself again."

Literally never letting that go.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled his eyes. "It was one time."

[justlurkinghere]

"One time too many," Derek shot back, kissing his neck again.

[robinonadderall]

"I think it'll be a little while before I get to the point where other people will be shooting at me," he said. "I think I have to do my time chained to a desk with paperwork first."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm okay with that." Oddly enough!

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "Yeah I thought you would be."

[justlurkinghere]

"You could go into forensic accounting." Derek, stop watching Investigation Discovery.

[robinonadderall]

"That sounds really boring."