Apartment Outside of Quantico VA - Tuesday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Day two of his FBI student program had gone more smoothly than day one. The excitement of finally taking a step towards his dream career was still there but he was able to focus today instead of practically vibrating out of his seat with enthusiasm.

He still hated wearing a tie though, which is why it came off the instant classes were over. They needed to have a casual Friday or something. Maybe he'd bring that up with one of his teachers.

[Open for calls, visits, etc]

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[justlurkinghere]

"I hate you."

He did no such thing. He just strongly disliked him right now.

[robinonadderall]

"So you're not coming to visit then?" Stiles teased. You know, once he caught his breath.

[justlurkinghere]

"As long as it doesn't distract you from this program," he replied after rolling his eyes again at the bullshit he lived with.

[robinonadderall]

"And as long as it doesn't interrupt your neighborhood watch meetings."

[justlurkinghere]

Okay, that was a pretty good burn.

"I am feeling so much love for you right now."

[robinonadderall]

"As you should," he said. "But, seriously, neighborhood watch? What are you watching for?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Maybe I don't want people to think I'm a serial killer again." Not scowling at neighbors might help, but that was a bridge too far.

[robinonadderall]

"You have a growing garden and a tiny fluffy dog," Stiles said. "Nobody is gonna think you're a serial killer. When I'm home it's clear we're the adorable gay couple next door."

[justlurkinghere]

Puppy Joe was pretty damn ridiculous looking.

Derek glanced over at where the dog was shamelessly taking up an entire massive chair with sheer force of will. "What should I do that isn't pining for you then?"

[robinonadderall]

"Coming here and visiting me." Codependent.

[justlurkinghere]

"That's a lot of visiting," Derek replied, sounding pleased anyway. Because yes, so codependent. "What are we going to do when you start at a police academy?"

Sexy werewolf hijinks was the clear answer.

[robinonadderall]

"Put the handcuffs to good use." Yep.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek laughed at that, not as loud as Stiles had been. Clearly.

"And I'm the insatiable one?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yes, you are." He just also happened to be insatiable.

[justlurkinghere]

"I still have a collection of toys here."

Because that made him sound less insatiable.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles sighed. "I knew I forgot to bring something to school with me."

Yes he would in fact keep toys hostage to mess with Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

Rude, Stiles!

"I could come visit this weekend," he said. "Maybe bring you one."

[robinonadderall]

He smiled. "Well we do need to make sure this new bed smells like us."

Not that Stiles could tell the difference.

[justlurkinghere]

"We do." They were so predictable.

[robinonadderall]

"I'll be sure to leave the place messy," he said. "'Cause I know how much you love cleaning after me."

[justlurkinghere]

"I do not." He did a little bit. "You make it sound like I just want to show up for cleaning and a bootycall."

[robinonadderall]

"Is there another reason you're showing up?" he joked.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek pretended to consider it. "No, that's about right."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm okay with that," he said, laughing. "I might want some cuddling too, if you don't mind."

He had been spoiled over the last few years and slept terribly when he was by himself.

[justlurkinghere]

"We can get you one of those big pillows," Derek offered like he wouldn't get upset over Stiles snuggling it and not him.