Formerly Creepy Mansion | Saturday Morning

[robinonadderall]

Since their last attempt at a vacation had been sort of a disaster, Stiles and Derek decided a quick weekend to Fandom was in order. It wasn't much of a vacation site but, hey, at least they could say they left the house...and went back to their old house. Mike was such a good person for putting up with them.

Like old times Stiles was asleep upstairs totally unaware some Fandom weirdness was going on. But he'd find out. Oh, he'd find out.

[For the guy, the other guy that owns the place and anybody else that knocks]

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[robinonadderall]

"Sure, it's fine by me." He'd like to keep an eye on his fiance anyway. "So what do you do for a living, Clark?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm a reporter," he replied, so happy to have something less strange to talk about. "For the Daily Planet."

[robinonadderall]

"Never heard of it," Stiles said. "But being a reporter is cool. If I wasn't going into law enforcement I would consider it."

[justlurkinghere]

Not knowing the paper was a little... odd. You'd think he'd at least have read the website.

"Law enforcement is also a very worthwhile calling," Clark said with some pretty epic earnestness behind it.

[robinonadderall]

Ugh that was so creepy.

"It runs in the family. I'm hoping to join the FBI," he said with a hint of pride. "Got accepted into the internship program for the fall."

If Derek had actually been there he would have been beaming with pride as well probably.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek really would be beaming about it. Possibly with snuggling involved too.

"That's great! Congratulations," Clark said, completely unaware of how creepy this might be for everyone else. "My parents were farmers, so I sort of took off in a different direction."

[robinonadderall]

"You know, I can see the son of a farmer thing." 'Cause just look at this buff nerd.

[justlurkinghere]

He did a bit of a 'aw shucks' motion at that. It was the worst.

"In Kansas too," he said, well aware how hayseed it made him sound. He'd had to embrace the jokes that would come from it.

You could thank Lois for that.

[robinonadderall]

Aww, he was adorable. This was totally surreal for Stiles but it was adorable.

"Wow, that's perfect," he said. "This town's pretty quiet so it won't offend your farm boy sensibilities. You might see some weirdos around this weekend though."

[justlurkinghere]

"I do now live in a big city," he said, then made a bit of a face at how country it made him sound.

Also, he flew around in a cape. He really couldn't judge weirdos too hard.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "Sorry, didn't mean to offend you."

[justlurkinghere]

Clark nodded at that. "What do you mean by weirdos?"

[robinonadderall]

"Well, see, I'm thinking other people might be thinking they're people that they're not," Stiles said. "And they'll think they aren't well mannered farm boys but something more violent than that."

[justlurkinghere]

Well, now he looked deeply concerned for your safety, Stiles. You seemed like such a nice kid!

"I'll keep an eye out," Clark promised like he wasn't at all a bulletproof alien.

[robinonadderall]

"Just be careful," Stiles told him. "I want my fiance coming back in one piece."

[justlurkinghere]

"I promise," Clark said, nodding quickly. "You be careful too if it's as bad as you think."

And he'd just... keep an ear out for any trouble with Stiles. It was probably the least he could do for whoever the guy he had replaced was.