Basement of the Nameless House | Friday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

The fact that Stiles realized he'd have to pass a physical endurance test hit him hard when he finished this semester and realized he had one year of school left before entering his career in law enforcement. He'd have to like, run and stuff! And not die! It was going to take a whole year just to be able to run a mile without dying. Especially when it was like 100 degrees in Maryland right now and if he went outside he'd spontaneously combust.

Knowing that there'd be days where it'd be hot like the sun outside, Stiles had used Derek's credit card to buy enough stuff to set up a makeshift gym in the basement. It wasn't much, but there was a treadmill and a punching bag, along with a mat he could pass out on after he exercised. He had napped there many a time since starting to work out.

Today he was working on the punching bag because once again it was hot like the sun outside.

[For the guy and I can not stress enough how Maryland is the sun right now]

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[robinonadderall]

"Don't trip on your pants going up the stairs," he said, kicking off his shorts and pulling a nudist Derek tactic by going up the stairs naked.

[justlurkinghere]

"I have grace unlike some people in this house," Derek called after him, collecting their discarded clothing to dump in a laundry basket as he followed.

[robinonadderall]

Of course Derek would clean on his way to the bedroom for sex. Of course he would.

Stiles did no such thing, moving quickly up both flights of stairs so he could flop down on the bed. Working out ensured he wasn't even gasping for air by the end of it!

[justlurkinghere]

He had to! Stiles would just forget about them until he wanted his workout clothes again.

Derek shook his head at the sound of his running, following along after him much more quietly. Because he had to stalk into the room like a predator. That was also a thing he needed to do.

[robinonadderall]

Well Derek got lucky because Stiles didn't even notice him, too busy lying on his stomach, trying to decide between the two flavored lubes he found tucked between the mattress and headboard. He assumed Derek got caught up in washing dishes or something.

[justlurkinghere]

He could go wash them right now, Stiles! He could just leave you to it! He wouldn't do that, but still. The option was there.

Which meant he was just keeping that up to quietly get onto the bed with him, crawling over to kiss Stiles' shoulder.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "About time."

[justlurkinghere]

"Impatient," Derek chided.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled over onto his back, stretching out some. "I prefer the word eager."

[justlurkinghere]

"Of course you would," Derek muttered, leaning down to kiss him.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles wrapped his arms around Derek's neck, going along with that kiss easily. He would never apologize for being eager!

[justlurkinghere]

It was his charm, honestly.

"Which bottle did you pick?" Derek asked after finally breaking the kiss.

[robinonadderall]

"Vanilla," Stiles said. "The other option was raspberry if you prefer that."

[justlurkinghere]

"We have a raspberry one?" That's what he got for getting sexy sort of Loot Crate sore of thing.

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," he said. "Came in last week, I think?"

The world should be grateful that they kept their sexy Loot Crate unboxings to themselves.

[justlurkinghere]

The world would never understand such things. Also, it saved on traumatizing neighbors with mis-delivered packages.

"Raspberry then," he decided. "Might as well try it out."

He had to test it to see if it should be a repeat.

[robinonadderall]

"If you insist," he said, reaching for the other bottle. "Let's get adventurous."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes, snorting a little at him. "Adventurous, huh?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah, for once." Hahahahaha. Ha.

[justlurkinghere]

Yeah, Derek was just going to snicker against Stiles' shoulder for that. "Turn around," he said between laughs.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles did as he was told, turning over and getting up on his hands and knees. "This good?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Very good," Derek replied, pouring some of the lube into his hand to warm up. Because he was being nice after Stiles worked out.

So nice.

[robinonadderall]

"Wow, you're warming up the lube and it's not even my birthday." Look, if he didn't make sarcastic comments then he'd just be pushy and impatient. This was better.

[justlurkinghere]

For that, Derek poured just a little on Stiles' ass right from the bottle. Because he couldn't let Stiles get too comfortable here. "Oops."

[robinonadderall]

"Hey!" Stiles really should have seen that coming. "That was unnecessary."